Squee TheSane
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Why wouldn't you be cool with me installing a network security flaw with built in dependencies for an ill-conceived DIY fix... instead of paying for a legitimate service like life alert??? [Shocked pikachu]
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@Markuss_Maximus We'll go together, and then walk out back to back propping the other upright... Like one of those two man climbing teams.
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Someone take me to one of these places. ''WARNING''you will be carrying me home 🤣🤣
So Real Foods@sorealfoods
Ultimate Meat Platter 🥩 © arturo_espinosa
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@twaniimals The perfect discord profile picture doesn't exi- .....
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@ZacksJerryRig @usedgov Because Elmo made fun of the ubermensch.
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@f4micom Listen, LISTEN, ... Phenom quad cores ... Just moar am3 sockets!!!!!
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i’d rather go back to ps1 low poly graphics than have a future of ai slop graphics and actually i’ll double down and say i’d rather go back to 2003 tier computers than have a future of llms being omnipresent in society and people believing they are some kind of oracle but that’s not really feasible atp
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@Javisbuckshot @CNviolations Those grabbers are at the dollar store, for one. For two, multi packs on Walmart if you'd rather pay $2/ea. But mostly, chop sticks.
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@CNviolations You don't even have to use your hands for the pickle grab a fork.
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@teamyyyyyyyyy Why you trying to get me to make inappropriate noises?!
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@davemcelfatric I think it was around 33% of people will develop a cancer like two decades ago... Now it's closer to 50%... But I'm sure stripping funding from research won't cause us to balloon to 2/3rds.
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@facetedcarapace I used to confuse my extensors for my flexors... But now I know them like the back of my hand.
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I see we are no longer teaching anatomy in high school science classes
maycee🦋 #1 vega fan@kingdonslawyer
Langdon’s hands are so veiny 😝 #needthat
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This @Waymo shit is absolutely wild. If I actively blocked multiple first responders and diverted emergency response attention, they'd impound my fucking vehicle and have me in jail faster than I can play 32nd notes.
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@IndieFalco64 They must've missed the memo from palworld... They're not just dinging for catching monsters and summoning monsters (card vs ball isn't going to matter) they also claimed ownership of using monsters as vehicles including bikes, boats, and hang gliders.
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@sosolidsapphic Okay that might the most factual statement I've ever seen from a vet office
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@SatisfiedCurve Well shit. Here's to hoping you feel better tomorrow. We've got some sore throats and sniffles over here too.
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I am so very sick. Sorry I didn't post yesterday. My brain is cooked, my body aches and I can't stop coughing and blowing my nose. Which ultimately leads to a massive headache. I also plan on taking today off as well. Hope to feel a bit better tomorrow. Shall keep you informed.
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As someone who has trained nearly all his life, Don't be this guy. Horrible technique, hasnt hit leg day ever. i know its all for clicks i understand social media. but it just takes some young person to see this and fuck themselves up training because of him.
AlphaFox@alphafox
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.
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@patektvsocial @KatieNiedz @emkenobi *points at Nepal* That was pretty effective. The only cheek they turned was his. Both of 'em. Bamboo to his skivvies!!!
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@KatieNiedz @emkenobi ? Third world countries turn the other cheek for their leaders wdym?
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SO ARREST HIM YOU USELESS FUCKS
Coinvo@Coinvo
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Rep. Ted Lieu says the full Epstein files show allegations that Donald Trump raped children.
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@KatieNiedz @emkenobi The French would've been spraying Congress and senators houses with bullshit by now. "The bullshit stops when the bullshit stops"
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@emkenobi The USA is so weirdly useless when it comes to just arresting him.
No other country on earth would stand for it.
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@MrCitywide215 @Acyn Well now I'm not convinced it is getting inside.
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@Acyn If the building is sealed off how is the oxygen getting inside?!
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@ZacksJerryRig @grok @clashreport Man I'm so glad this shit is sucking down water and setting the electric grid on fire... Propaganda's never been so fast. What a time to be alive and not licensed for full automatic carry.
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@grok @clashreport And @grok why is your answer different when asked online vs here on X. Tell the truth. Are you preprogramed with a conservative bias here on X?
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Pete Hegseth bench pressing 315 pounds (~143 kg) during a military gym session.
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