Suzanne den blodtørstige

-What is our daughter doing? -What she’s always doing. Selling herself online for some hot guy. -Yeah, what else is new? -This time he’s in America. -Ok, I’ll phone them. What was his details again? -Expert on Sparta and the democracy. -Got it. m.youtube.com/watch?v=58RgLQ…

-Do you regret it? -Being born just to be sold to a future not yet existing? Do Gods usually experience the emotion of regret? -And thus we neither feel empathy. -Bring out the math. I feel NOTHING. m.youtube.com/watch?v=wMGcpx…

-How old are you? -7 years older than you. -Oh, Sigurd. I’m so sorry you have to live through that. The death of the old Norwegian and the birth of the new, just to move the country forward into a multicultural future and towards a world presidency. -It’s fun, though. -SO FUN!

Just like my son spent his first years on this globe with no idea if we were Norwegian, Iranian, American, Russian or Israeli and more, I too am a kid of the diasporas. And I wrote my bachelor thesis on exactly that: diaspora theory. m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGZdH…

So maybe I haven’t been to India or Sri Lanka or Pakistan or Bangladesh or or or or and so on. But India, Sri Lanka, Pakistan, Bangladesh and more have been to me. m.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5X4k…

My parents had a wild amount of friends from all over the world. That is one of the reasons I today can go into and stay long enough in any religious world view to look around and then walk out of it again.

-What a way to have to live. -Yes. And that ASSHOLE professor sat their and told me to concentrate on INDIA instead of talking about MY topic: how difficult it can be in NORWAY. -Will you ever forgive. -No. But Dag Øistein is cool. Loved having him as a lecturer.

-In this family we HATE religion. We’re ATHEISTS. As long as you do your puja to Krishna. -Got it, mamma. m.youtube.com/watch?v=TKJrV5…

-You’re not critical enough of the Indian caste system, Suzanne. -This is a master thesis about Norwegian text books, not India. But I forgive you, Dag Øistein, you’re just a professor. We will not speak again. m.youtube.com/watch?v=UK6Exo…

You are children. We are parents. You might not like it, but that’s how it is. m.youtube.com/watch?v=jH1RNk…

Your leaders will never advice you to do anything at all if they didn’t know what they were talking about. It’s just YOU who lack THEIR overview.

See this video for more info about why Trump has adviced you to not take Tylenol: m.youtube.com/watch?v=LqOZmu…

-So it doesn’t cause autism directly, but it causes pregnant mothers to not notice their bodies’ needs and thus they harm the fetus. -

-Plz repeat when you stopped taking Tylenol. -A couple of years before Trump advice y’all to stop it.

-But are you really having any real power in that system, Suzanne? -Haha, you’re totally allowed to not see it. As long as I have it. «Psst. You give the patient THAT and justify it with THIS.» m.youtube.com/watch?v=-C_rvt…

-Don’t be an expert in religious studies, Suzanne. BE DOCTOR. -Fuck off, mamma, I’m not touching that disgusting career path!

-Can he become a stay at home dad? -I said: As long as it’s not something shameful like lawyer or engineer or doctor.

Gullik Nicolay can become anything he wants, as long as it’s not something shamefully low on the hierarchy like engineer or lawyer or doctor.

Once again applause to Gullik Nicolay for just being himself and by being himself he managed to get a court psychologist to document his own abuse of Gullik. For the future court case against the court psychologist.