Sheffield Medics FC

SMFC x SToRMS update In just 6 days the boys have covered an incredible 2500km. We’ve raised over £2000 for SToRMS, but are still a little short of our £2500 target. Please donate if you can! Thank you and stay safe💙 justgiving.com/fundraising/sh…

SMFC x SToRMS Day 4 - After some unreal performances from the lads we’ve smashed our target of 1205km. Rather than ease up we’ve set a new target to reach Dortmund in time for the Bundesliga kick off at 2:30pm on Saturday. Please donate if you can! justgiving.com/fundraising/sh…

SMFC x SToRMS charity fundraiser update... In just 2 days we’ve already managed to cover 736km and are well on our way to smashing our target of 1205km. So far we’ve raised £825 for SToRMS, with donations still flying in! Thanks for all your support👍🏼 justgiving.com/fundraising/sh…

Details of our charity fundraiser starting this week to raise money for SToRMS, a Sheffield based charity dedicated to providing support for men suffering from mental health issues. Donations can be made on our JustGiving page. Thanks for your support! justgiving.com/fundraising/sh…

💪 Huge effort from @SMRUFC fundraising for the NHS. Great work, guys! #COYQ #ThankYouNHS

SURFC VARSITY 2020 STATEMENT

3-1 now. Jimmy’s in the book. Heads have gone. The Fox & Duck is calling.

61’ - Hands on heads here at Norton as Bohemians retake the lead. Bane Simmonds has an opportunity to equalise moments later but skews wide of an open net from 5 yards out. Literally not a single person is surprised.

54’ - Sub for the medics as Wayne Simmonds replaces Luka Milivojecic. Goals. Inbound.

Half-time here at Norton. Still 1-1. I could be in a boozer right now.

37’ - Some space opens up for Alex Turner in the centre of the park but he completely bottles the shot. You really do hate to see it.

34 - GOAL. The medics equalise as Sam Barnes slots home from 2 yards out. 1-1. This is still really boring.

30’ - 1-0 to the Bohemians. Good goal to be fair.

18’ - First piece of action as club poster boy Danny Moneybone rinses the Bohemians left back and rattles the crossbar. Still 0-0.

7’ - Not much action so far other than Bohemians number 4 getting a hard-on over a very average tackle. Very weird.

AAAAAAND IT’S LIVE

FT - History 3 - 1 Medics. Fuck me that’s an hour of my life I’ll never get back.

36’ - Celebrations are short lived as uni squash legend Rahul Bansal gets absolutely rinsed on the edge of the box by History’s winger who slots home from 4 yards out. (Keeper should have done better)