Sam

Every club has a bloke first preseason session who quotes on a regular basis "the season starts here boys". #footyclichés #neckupmate

When you make redemption shot in beer pong

I'm going to start using the word 'cuz' more. I like it. Have a good day cuz...

Im always a little bit disappointed when someone calls out "leave the footys" before the warmup lap at training. #unfair

"@FOXFOOTY: A lifeline for delisted @CarltonFC hard nut Mitch Robinson? He's set to meet @Richmond_FC: @daledunn_5

"@spodermenpls: krazy trik: hold ur breth fer 20 minz rt if ur ded" @daledunn_5

When I grow up I want to be Sam Burgess....

Someone tell Richmond finals footy is another level & you must be relentless... & occasionally get the ball/kick a goal. #AFLPortTigers

Retweet this and you will get everything you ever wanted.

@TheTweetOfGod @daledunn_5 did it work?

@daledunn_5 @MaddyWhitting @HenriViedt @lilywhitting @MitchRobinson12 @jchalmers21 I want a medal

@daledunn_5 @lilywhitting @MaddyWhitting @MitchRobinson12 @HenriViedt @jchalmers21 About time, Robbo missed you're abuse.

@daledunn_5 you're an egg

@MaddyWhitting congrats on being a d~list celeb! Putting whyalla on the map

@AFLFantasy Watson to Barlow and Cox to big sauce Jacobs!

Can someone please give me a lift to Centrelink?

I've entered my team HAM'S HEROES into the #Supercoach competition. supercoach.heraldsun.com.au