SwagManSSBM

@WheelzSSBM struggled with this for the last year and half but im locked in now. ur turn bro

Gang how do fall back in love with Melee? I’m so unmotivated. Going to locals is as fun as ever, but when I think about playing the game outside of locals I feel so bleh about it…

@_gaming_moment @StartGG who you playing doubles with

I just registered for Floating Point 2025 start.gg/FP2025 #FloatingPoint2025⚓ via @startgg

hax fucking money

This one hurts…Aziz. My lil’ homie, travel partner, melee genius and innovator. What can I say about Hax$; he was one of my closest friends in the smash community growing up and was like a little brother to me.

*suggests canes post tournament* fox mains- hell yeah let’s run it marth mains- hell yeah let’s run it sheik mains- hell yeah let’s run it falco mains- hell yeah let’s run it peach mains- hell yeah let’s run it DK mains- idk i just think that israel has a right to defend itself.

@KPKaiza Ur about to go down a ranking cuz I finally understand melee

fuck my stupid baka life i been playing melee tourneys for 11 years and still haven’t ever been best in state ;_;

when i was active the community was a bunch of nerds tryna get good at melee and struggled to get laid but now it's a bunch of nerds tryna get good at melee but it's also a weird pseudo-sex-club and some of them are only there for the weird pseudo-sex-club

@yaawns Some of my best moments in life are between states

would love to go on a bus ride interstate again though...was kind of a vibe

I get nervous travelling I've only been on a plane twice (last melbourne trip for BAM pre covid) and it's moreso the airports themselves that feel so stressful

@Michael_SSBM Gonna get fresh again so I can give you new characters to lose to

@Magicalthing_GG Pink Floyd got the only good psychedelic rock album and Travis Scott gor the one good psychedelic trap album,, psychedelic trap is gonna be the name of my book about the effects of mind altering substances on people's sexuality and identity,, anyone else think Bob Dylan was spitt

Whoa, how could you tell I was a big fan of King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Yes, and Emerson, Lake and Palmer? (I'm sorry. Terrible prog joke but starting prog now 🥳🥳🥰🥰)

@Michael_SSBM This but the opposite

Pull up to templee, stink up the room, go 0-2 instantly, refuse to elaborate, leave. Still feeling better than Garfield prob

@KPKaiza Im gonna be ugly from 19 onwards

my most selfish worldly desire is that i want all my friends to wear sunscreen every day so that they stay beautiful as we age <3

Night life in Melbourne gotta be the worst in Australia and I'm not joking

Melbourne's gotta be the worst city in Australia

At night the open conch be inviting me to grind, so i'm online... it's been a long time start.gg/tournament/tem… via @startgg

@Athesies That guy looks like yeta 64

@DSWBronson Thanks bro I'll see what I can do about my locks! I always thought they gave me gods strength like Samson

@SWAGMANSSBM The Bible teaches in 1 Corinthians 11:14 that a man should not have long hair because it is considered shameful in the eyes of God. Hair length isn't connected to things like video game performance or practices like semen retention.

This message reached over 9 MILLION people, and it still holds true today. Men should NOT have long hair. According to God's teachings, it's considered shameful for a man to have long hair.

@SWAGMANSSBM post hair

🐛You've changed.