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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AND EWAN MCGREGOR SIGNED MY BLU-RAY!!!

Aristotle called it “vice.” The Apostle Paul called it “sin.” George Lucas called it “the dark side.” Star Wars was originally designed to be a modern myth to pass on timeless wisdom. There’s a lot of gold in what Lucas says here in this clip:

@RE_Games Is this a Mercenaries DLC tease?

"15 followers isn't a lot" imagine being chased down by 15 Selena Coreys

Neither because Andor was kind of a bad prequel (doesn't mean it's a bad show)

THIS is the Joker

WB has completely divorced the concept of caring about others from their superhero marketing. They are all cynical angry alcoholics who hate you for asking them to help out.

Warner Bros are striking Content Creators Reaction to the #Lanterns show who are giving their honest opinion and aren’t shilling

Most r*tarded post ever considering. Even dead Kilowog in the knightmare timeline had a suit leagues better. Keep Zack Snyder’s name out your ugly mouth.

Given how these people somehow can’t explain exactly how the cinematography in Andor is supposedly better, that’s definitely what it is. They’ve lived their whole lives surrounded by Marvel trash to the extent that when they see something that’s SLIGHTLY different, they gaslight themselves into thinking it’s a work of art

In those situations, I usually post a series of shots or clip and explain exactly what makes the imagery visually unique and interesting. I don't make everyone else do my work for me. In this case, though, I seriously doubt you can do that. I suspect you really are just impressed by the obstruction in the foreground, and that's it.

This first shot is another that, bizarrely, has been repeatedly proffered to me as an example of Andor's outstanding cinematography. Again, the only word that comes to mind is "cinematographic cargo cult," and again, the assumption seems to be that I'm simply an idiot who doesn't understand the concept of viewing a scene through an obstruction placed artistically in the foreground. The issue is that, obviously, you can't just place an obstruction in the foreground of your shot and call it art. You see, it has to actually look good. It has to look interesting. It has to look unique. Otherwise, anyone could do it! It would be incredibly easy! But of course it isn't that easy. Here are just a few examples of similar shots from Lucas's films that are interesting, unique, and actually, you know, visually appealing! Does everyone notice the difference? You do, right? No, of course you don't. I'm just making this all up. I selected these three other shots completely randomly, and was simply hoping, through the power of hypnosis, to convince you that they look better than the Andor shot. But it'll never work. Ah well, I'll just have to try something else next time...maybe some Rohypnol would do the trick...

@mightydudbolt “it's about how it elevates the narrative” Isn’t that the point of cinematography?

This is why I'm blocked by probably a solid majority of Star Wars Twitter. Nowadays it's swarming with rabid Andor fanatics, and they're all clearly terrified of me.

This is exactly what I mean when I say Andor fans have a cargo cultist's understanding of good cinematography. Take this extreme closeup of Bix while she's being tortured with annoying sounds (I sympathize, I freaking hate house sparrows). But why on Earth is this shot being singled out by this person as remarkable? Presumably, for no other reason than that it is an image of a suffering woman, and because the shot is zoomed in on her eyes. Really, that's it, that's all it takes. It's like a math equation to them, and they literally don't understand what my problem is, they think I'm some kind of retard. But let's ask some questions: Is this shot nearly as effective at depicting a horrific torture scenario as this shot from A New Hope, which doesn't even show the torture yet having taken place? No, of course not! Is this image of Bix as uniquely and strangely beautiful as this one of Padme from Revenge of the Sith, depicting even as it does a moment of acute pain and suffering? No, of course not! Will this shot of Bix ever be as iconic as this image of Anakin gazing out over the lava river on Mustafar, reflecting on all his sins, knowing he has made a terrible mistake, but also knowing he cannot now ever turn back from the living nightmare he's created, as a single tear rolls silently down his cheek? No, of course not, because it's just not that good, and I think most people do know this! I can do this with every single image in this collage, and I will if I have to, because it's fun, it's easy, and it makes my haters seethe, because they know I'm right! God I love Mondays!

people will say george lucas is bad at directing actors or at directing emotion meanwhile he manages to get this much emotion out of a guy in a mask that obscures their entire face ok youtube.com/watch?v=IMzg2X…

@steusmotus Jesus. Well, like you said, at least you have them all now. Enjoy!

@SW_Fan10000 I even installed DMC 4 before I noticed my error 😭

Just bought the wrong Devil May Cry game. Fuck.

@z_kokonut Timeline funny af

This is like a sick joke by Gunn.

@steusmotus Ok, I mean no disrespect, I’m genuinely curious when asking this, but… HOW?!?!?!

@SW_Fan10000 Nope wanted the DMC trilogy, accidentally bought DMC 4 Special Edition 😭

He’s characterized as an emotionally unhinged child. He can’t handle the mildest of criticisms. He abandons his city over a hashtag. This dude is written like softcore Homelander and David was forced to act that way because James verbally abused him when he spoke up.

Downgrade on all accounts

now put ZSJL in theaters

Maybe we should Restore the Snyderverse

@TheNuGeekz Genuinely my most anticipated film of the year

Say w/e you want about Christopher Nolan and The Odyssey, but you won't say this isn't made with the love and passion of real people. This means a lot in the age of A.I.