Syd

she’s a 10 but she shuts off her emotions so she doesn’t hurt anymore

what’s is like to have parents that are proud of you?

when my nephew says the bad word i taught him:

“How many shots until you black out?” Me:

Me: I want Starbucks Me: Anything for u princess

Little miss loses her appetite w/any lil inconvenience

if I find weed in my future kid’s room I’m gonna smoke it.

Me and my bestie judging you

I swear to god I’m the cowboy version of Kim kardashian

Never thought I would say this… but I miss Ames:/

Having your tits pierced is all fun and games until you’re wearing a seatbelt with no bra on 🥲

i workout so i can eat crumbl guilt free

I won’t move in silent just to make you happy. Fuck that dude

@jessmaejacobs Heck yes

@SZiesman What about old Iowa friends

Just moved to Missouri, ISO a couple cool gals that wanna go to Mexican and drink a lot of margaritas. Thanks(:

I ain’t doing no more wife shit on a girlfriend salary

“it’s just a tweet” gotta be my favorite lie

I’m a sucker for Mac Miller

No one ever said it was a bad thing that you realized you wanted change