Steven
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Steven
@S_C_62
Elliot in the Morning (@EITMOnline), Movies, TV, Standup Comedy, and Technology | Good heart and a sense of humor tinged with sarcasm
Washington, DC Katılım Ocak 2012
599 Takip Edilen339 Takipçiler
@WilliamShatner How do you feel about Russell Stover? The coconut nests have always been a favorite of mine.
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@HeyBroItsBrad The news won’t be the only thing being spread
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DMing an OF girl for a custom video & asking if she can put the Yankee game in in the background
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@StephieSmallls @NanduriNFL For legal reasons, whatever she says will be a joke
Just getting ahead of it
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@NanduriNFL please don’t instigate me to say something ill get in trouble for
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That sound you just heard was @StephieSmallls screaming from 5 states away
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter
ESPN sources: Giants All-Pro defensive tackle Dexter Lawrence has requested a trade and he will not be participating in the team’s off-season workout program that opens Tuesday. Lawrence and the Giants have been through two off seasons attempting to negotiate a contract reflecting his value to the Giants over the last three years, but there has not been any progress, per sources.
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earlier today i heard a noise so sudden and deafening that i genuinely thought we were either being bombed or letting concordes fly again. it was as if something had broken the sound barrier. my ears were ringing as i was running for my life. turns out it was just thunder. THUNDER!!! can u believe it i felt like my skull was cracking open
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Should we have @TimmyMartini redo the Danny Bonaduce cameo to wish Sarah well on her vacation? @EITMonline
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I tweeted this before coffee and it is absolutely killing me that I said silly voices instead of goofy voices
erin@ratsnotagain
I can imagine two silly people together. I can imagine a serious person and silly person together. I cannot imagine two serious people together. so just no silly voices? like… ever?
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@ratsnotagain You mean there won’t ever be nonsensical songs sung? A travesty.
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When I become the commissioner of MLB, every ball park will have mini corn dogs
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