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Bayern-PSG’s about to be an absolute movie.

Back to back trophyless seasons the minute you join Real Madrid is simply unheard of, PSG about to go back to back in the Champions League as well. 😭

PSG will destroy whoever qualifies from the game.. both teams have zero defense


Why is Barcelona praying for Madrid to be eliminated today😭, I thought we are all Spanish

Ruben Dias et Bruno Fernandes et Joao Felix qui se moquent de Bernardo Silva et son partenariat avec La Roche-Posay 😭😭 🇵🇹 Dias : « 🤣 T'as jamais utilisé de crème » 🇵🇹 Fernandes : « T'utilises même pas de dentifrice » 🇵🇹 Felix : « Tu n'utilises même pas de déodorant »


0% of the UCL comeback juice used up. Over to you @SportingCP 🫵

If I’m a Barcelona fan I’d pray for us to go out tonight because what Arsenal will do to them is torture

I feel like we’re being way too dramatic about this 😂

Why's Liverpool vs PSG not gaining enough traction like Atletico vs Barcelona?

🚨💣 Diego Simeone fires back before Atlético Madrid vs Barcelona: 🎙️ “The complaints from Flick about the state of the pitch? A real man plays the game without caring about the length of the grass… and in football too.” 🎙️ “Lamine Yamal challenged me to stop defending him with 3 players and that's what I'll do. Today I'll defend him with 4.” 🎙️ “Having your defense be Le Normand, Nahuel Molina, Lenglet, and Ruggeri in a Champions League quarterfinal is like having a public defender represent you in a triple homicide case.”

Simeone: "La trampa del fuera de juego del Barcelona no funcionará contra nosotros" Periodista: "¿Por qué?" Simeone: "No atacaremos"

Tyson Fury’s 6-year-old son is a menace 😭

🚨🗣️ Lamine Yamal: "Look, I PROMISE that if we get knocked out tomorrow, it will be after fighting until the very end." "We won’t play a single minute without pressing and running, we’ll give everything." "It’s not over. It's NOT over... The comeback is very possible, and that’s why we’re here."

Hot Dog at St James' Park for £6.80... 👀
