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Typewriter? Nah man, you got to be lying
Joseph Kalimbwe@joseph_kalimbwe
Zambians do you know we are the only country among all 16 SADC nations that still uses typewriters, not computers at Home Affairs - NRC Department. We use these to make our NRCs/IDs. then laminate the ID with plastic around it in 2026. But in Parliament, we discuss petty bills !
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Mom is 66, isn't bro pushing 50?
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MDN NEWS@MDNnewss
Black Coffee celebrates his mother’s 66th birthday with his family.
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Even those ones of BDSM must stay together.
Imagine being expected to have di handcuff le di sjambok in your room like you live ko head office ya Mapogo A Mathamaga 😔
Lesilo Rula@kay_mahapa
Y’all better marry each other. Don’t release an 8 round renegade back into the streets and burden other kids
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The problem is that you guys are modernised and don't want polygamy
𝑶𝑹𝑨🌟@ora_molokwane
Goodluck thinking your man doesn’t cheat shame
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Excessive masturbation can do that
Piano Purist🪓@Mr_Diabolical_
Suffering from erectile dysfunction at the age of 30 is crazy 😭😭
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I can explain. My mom left Limpopo to visit her older sister in Gauteng. The sister's street had a water problem so they would go to the next street to fill up buckets. It was a new development so there were no fences.
Mom saw a house that seemed like...
Lerubako J@JLerubako40
@_BNSL Your name is Bonisile.
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We have been saying this for years, but you guys never cared and always told us to go to the nearest 'police station'
kopz@kopzze
One of the worst PSL title races in history. Integrity of the league in the mud and dogshit football
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She has killer thing for keepers
KasiboySA@KasiboySA
Hawu ke sekuphelile ngengane yabantu. Abamtsheli ngani lomfana 🙆🏾♂️
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They're both terrible
Thando@Ta_Fitty
When you guys say Ndlovu is better than Cele nisho ukuthini?
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