Sean Wordley

@YPLAC Me too!!

Bollocks. Wordle 1,214 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩

Retweet if you think this could be the most dislikable campmate EVER….

@ReturnofR Mistreated

What is YOUR favorite DEEP PURPLE song of ALL TIME? #DeepPurple returnofrock.com/deep-purple-al…

@thameswater TW1 also low pressure but not listed

#WestLondon Following a power issue in West London some customers have no water or low pressure this morning. We’re sorry for the disruption and we are working hard to fix the issue. For more details including a list of affected postcodes see thameswater.co.uk/latest

@A_boothy Just seen this. You could have stayed here.W

Last train to Cardiff from Paddington 20.48 ffs you are having a laugh

Do NOT not retweet this, under any circumstances. Please, just don't not, OK?

Sky just brilliantly played Roosevelt’s “Man in the Arena” speech to describe the great Ben Stokes. Here it is if you want to enjoy reading it. #Ashes

When I wrote BUT WHAT CAN I DO? I wanted to profile a Parliamentarian who represents the best of politics, to debunk the idea that they are “all the same,” “all in it for themselves” and all the other cynical stuff that gets said about MPs. This was well before @HarrietHarman 1/3

@crockpics Free bird

What is your favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

@mhdksafa 😁💕✋

Stan and Pam Herbert - on holidays

Thankfully she takes after her mother! Congratulations Roo

@suzanne_moore @OwenJones84 I didn't know he bullied Sali Hughes! Did a moisturiser she recommended bring him out in a rash or something?

Did you know Tory MP @Mike_Fabricant purchased an iPhone 11 Pro for a staggering £1,074 and claimed it back on expenses? Retweet this if it’s the first you’ve heard of it.

I look at Liz Truss and think Prime Minister in the same way as I look at Jacob Rees Mogg and think prop forward for Castleford.

📚 Competition Time! 📚 I’ve got 5 copies of my new book #Loosehead to give away to you lovely people Happy to sign & personalise them for the winners should you so desire! 📚 Follow & Retweet to enter 📚 Ends 29.9.20 at 23:59

Extracts from the plague diary of Mark ne-Francois-Pepys May 10th 1665 At Nerf in the garden all the morning, where very busy, and at noon dinner of eggs patriot, being full of desire to see presenting of a new online play this afternoon “Back to the Fuhrer” staring 1/7

I remember going on a night out with Matt Hancock some years ago. He promised that he would be able to drink 10 pints, great I thought. On the 4th round he left saying he had the capacity for 10, not that he would actually drink 10. His round too at that point, tight bastard.

It’s upsetting that Katie Hopkins, who uses Twitter to try and shame NHS staff, has over a million followers. Yet our account, run by NHS staff to help lift the spirits of our colleagues, has less than 600k. Please follow and RT to help put that right.