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@Bionca_Olivia Next year for us babes 😭

Sorry to disappoint but…. 🥴👶🏽

👶🏽 must know that it’s jump up day. Bere boom flicks and kicks from 6am

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

Having a baby for money is wild to me in general because it’s a gamble. You’re trying to become entitled to money that was never yours. Like yall don’t see how bonkers that is? All you did was lay down with him. No relationship no partnership NUFFIN.…. “Hid” assets is CRAZYYYY

!!!!!

Another unrecognized $5.99 to Apple

This makeup is perfection

Amazon will tell you your package is coming in 5 days, then deliver it the next day. These are the only kind of lies I need in my life.

“Suh yuh good doe” - A conversation concluder

well

Not gonna lie, after watching this, there is no way me and Captain America would have been cool again. In fact, I would have helped Thanos.

what doesn’t kill you makes you sit like this at 3am

how it feels to rewatch a show when you have a horrible memory.

The new trailer for ‘MORTAL KOMBAT 2’ has been released. In theaters on May 8.

just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world hoe

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

Me at 2am when I’m supposed to be sleeping😭😭

I need an almost ripe Julie mango…or 5

Trauma dumping your birth horror story on pregnant first time moms is ugly step sister behaviour.

We shouldn’t be coddling the feelings of stupid people it’s how we got into the hellscape we’re in! Bring back shame!