REINA

Real love is when I'm coughing so hard and my man rubs my back to comfort me in his sleep 😭😢❤️🥰

Thirsty af this morning. In my sleep I grab the nearest thing to me and CHUG. It was fucking tequila🤢🤢🤢🤢

Losing my partner in crime for sooo many days after being glued to the hip for a month😔

I want to go clothes shopping but I'm so damn broke. These snow days are killing me🥲

Just looked at the time of when I texted my friend that my immense pain was starting & then when I was starting to feel better. Imagine your own insides attacking you for twelve fucking minutes. Holy shit. Felt like twelve years

I hate everyone

went from early twenties to mid twenties in the blink of an eye

Yeah I got hit with the double kill I'm out

Okay going to opening day for nats AND os I get to FUCKING SEE OHTANIIIIIIII AHHHH

Who wants to go to opening day with me?

I am delusional

when he still likes u after acting crazy

LMFAOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭

I have had a good steady stream of new clothes and outfits all year where every day I knew what I was going to wear and had something planned. Today I'm stumped. Time to go shopping

I have a chance to do the absolute funniest thing rn 🤣🤣

"I don't have an Argentinian accent!!" Then I listen back to my voice messages and I'm all like "CHEE BOLUDOOOO casshhhhateeee pelotudooo pero porque me estas jodiendooo??"

I just casually mention to my boss I need a bottle of tequila but the liquor store bout to close and he just gives me a bottle of don repo lmao luv him

Yall don't understand how much power a bartender has. You think just cus you in there spending money you can touch, or speak to people a certain way? You can call a manger all you want at the end of the day your ability to stay in this fucking place is MY call so be nice.

They were tryna say to my manager "she kept saying 'you can't fucking talk to me that way' I'm a paying customer" my manager was like "but you can't talk to people that way. At the end of the day it's her call" PERIOD.

On Saturday this girl started shit with me at the bar very disrespectfully demanded I bring her drink "like right now?" After I had already said yes and was walking to get the bottle. We ended up arguing for a bit. I let it go.