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@OKKayLin @ojessie__ Biden said he ran off a gang member named Corn Pop. He was, as always, full of shit.

@Sacc1958 @ojessie__ What is that from🤷🏼‍♀️

Help me out: I need a highly specific, aggressively masculine name for a tiny Chihuahua puppy. Nothing cute. I'm desperate.

@CCPISASSH0E Wonderful news! God is good

Good news! My genetic test results came back negative, so I don’t have to have a double mastectomy! Outpatient lumpectomy and radiation ftw! 🙌♥️

@peterbakernyt @whca Here’s an idea asshole, don’t go.

Have been a member of the @whca almost continuously since the 1990s. Our mission is to defend the First Amendment rights of White House correspondents to report on the president without fear or favor. Unfortunately last night did not advance that cause. Time to rethink the dinner.

@MikeNellis Her son, like a lot of other young people, was a pawn of the leftists. Her sadness and anger should be directed towards, MSM, Hollywood, Tim Walz, the corrupt education system and the Democrats.

Absolutely heartbreaking letter from the mother of Alex Pretti, six months after his murder by ICE agents. How is it possible that we still haven’t seen even a hint of justice for such a heinous crime?

They Boiled John in oil. Stoned Philip to death. They skinned Matthew alive. Crucified Peter upside down. Hung Luke from an olive tree. Beheaded James with a sword. None of the apostles died for a lie, They died because they saw the risen Christ.

@BuckSexton Is there anything we can’t learn from celebrities?

Imagine being so narcissistic and deluded that you'd say something like this in front of a crowd because you think it makes you sound wise and virtuous

@BrianKarem How cute is it that you consider yourselves journalists!

I am not surprised at Trump’s delusional tirades at the annual Correspondents dinner. However, it is unacceptable, sad and self-defeating to sit through this garbage. My greatest concern is not his corruption- but ours. No journalist should stand for this.

@PatsKam Each cell phone, yours included, tracks your speed and travel time when using Apple Maps, Google Maps, Waze etc

Not to expose my lack of adult knowledge, but how do GPS maps know there’s traffic before I even get there? Like who is giving them this knowledge???

@_sn_n Your good Christian man is a heretic freak. Try harder

Texas is such a red state that a good Christian man is losing to an adulterer.

@Grey_0G God bless you Grey

I love you all with a ferocity that borders on the lethal. Your thoughts, your prayers, your exquisitely timed messages did not merely comfort me on Friday...they held the line. They kept the chaos from devouring what little calm I had left. I want to speak with every last one of you. You are not friends. You are family. And I miss the living fuck out of you. I am currently dead on my ass...sleepless Thursday night, five hours under anesthesia, the preliminary excavation of my chest complete. The verdict is precise and, in its own dark way, merciful: valves clear, heart clear, arteries clear. Both specialists looked… pleased. Which means it was Taka that tore the wall to 39 mm. That is the diagnosis. That is the truth. And either way, they will still crack my chest open to repair what she ripped. However I won't know that officially until next week when the imaging comes back. I just know both the surgeon and the cardiologist were seemingly pleased with what they could see. Right now I am doing exactly nothing...resting in the rare, hard-won silence, letting the calm settle like ash after a controlled burn. You are warriors. You have never once abandoned the field. And hear this without ambiguity: my beliefs do not create a no-fly zone around your prayers. Speak them. Offer them. Everything that brings comfort is welcome here. Especially now, when the knowledge that my sternum will be split sits heavy and absolute. I love you more than language can carry without bleeding. I am simply here...still, quiet, grateful, and lethal in my refusal to break.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ❤️‍🩹🖤💋

John Thune has to go. Here’s why, Trump won. The people spoke. And the Senate Majority Leader is still acting like it’s 2017 McConnell cosplay. The House keeps sending over the bills America voted for. Thune’s Senate turns them into roadkill. The SAVE America Act, proof of citizenship, voter ID, no more mail-in free-for-all — is sitting there while Thune lectures everyone about “the votes” and “the filibuster.” Trump tells him to fire the parliamentarian and end the filibuster nonsense. Thune’s response? “We don’t have the votes.” Then he tells the White House to “get on the phone and get the votes.” That’s not leadership. That’s managed decline with a South Dakota accent. He won’t break the institutional logjam. He won’t force the issue. He protects the club over the mandate. Every time Trump pushes for speed and results, Thune becomes the polite roadblock. The same pattern on nominees, on process, on everything that requires actual confrontation. America First does not need another steward of the old Senate. It needs a majority leader who treats the 2024 election as a realignment, not an inconvenience. Thune is the living embodiment of “we can’t.” Remove him. Replace him with someone who actually wants to win. The clock is ticking and the midterms are coming.

@Catbendzick This bitch is absolutely horribl3

🚨 Peggy Flanagan is using a little girl’s field trip to defend people who are in this country illegally. Let’s talk about little girls Peggy actually cares about: ❌ The 10-year-old girl repeatedly raped by an illegal immigrant — whose rapist YOU helped pardon to block his deportation ❌ The Minnesota girls forced to compete against biological males in sports — because YOU support eliminating women’s categories ❌ The little girls whose school lunch money was stolen through $9 BILLION in fraud — on YOUR watch ❌ The babies born alive after failed abortions left to die on operating tables — because YOU support removing their legal protection You want to talk about a field trip being cancelled? Talk to the little girl whose rapist you freed first. Then we’ll discuss field trips. 🇺🇸 #Flanagan #MNSenate #Accountability #ProtectOurChildren #Tafoya2026

@abbydphillip @kaitlancollins No one cares about your worthless circle jerk awards

Congrats to my friend and colleague @kaitlancollins on last night’s well-deserved award and for being, among other things, an excellent journalist.

@wolfblitzer @CNN @kaitlancollins Oh how wonderful! Phony fake journalists giving phony fake awards to each other! Fantastic!

I was honored to present my @cnn colleague @kaitlancollins with the White House Correspondents Association “Excellence Under Deadline Pressure” award last night. I pointed out the judges were “awed” by the “depth of knowledge, access and context” that she brought to the news.

@paul_zoell68952 What a tough guy.

Another freaking media mental midget. These morons will video anything for attention.

@southgrace427 @SenMarkKelly He looks like a troll that lives under a bridge that scares children as they cross.

I don't care how old you are... Or how long it's been sense you've gotten laid... If you're a Patriot...your's looks better... I F'ing Can't with @SenMarkKelly

@Catbendzick She’s 1000% complicit in the fraud.

🚨 Amy Klobuchar signed letters in 2015 loosening oversight of Somali money transfers — before $9 BILLION vanished — and now she wants to be YOUR Governor and “fix fraud.” 🇺🇸 #Klobuchar #FollowTheMoney #MNGov

@RealHickory He’d be even happier with another man.

Who wouldn't be?

@Oceanbreeze473 As are most healthy recipes.

There’s a healthy recipe for tiramisu that uses yogurt and chia seeds. Not only is it high in protein and fiber, but it’s also disgusting and totally inedible.