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@Out5p0ken Monday, I paid $4.159. Today, it is $4.599.

Gas prices just hit $4.39 a gallon. That’s a 9¢ jump in one day! 33¢ in one week! Americans are getting squeezed while Trump’s wealth explodes. #TrumpsGasCrisis

This person is fucked

@okay_youreright She sure owned those libs.

You got the mean tweets but not the cheap gas. You got played

@Gianl1974 To be fair, it's unknown whether or not she vomited while/after conceiving her son.

Here are a few reasons why nobody should take Melania Trump seriously. When Donald Trump publicly mocked the killing of Rob Reiner, Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump publicly celebrated the death of Robert Mueller, Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump publicly, and repeatedly, called Marjorie Taylor Greene a "traitor," triggering death threats against her and her family — threats that the former representative said the president blew off and dismissed when she asked him to stop — and continuing his public attacks against her even after she informed him of those threats, Melania stayed silent. When U.S. intelligence essentially confirmed Donald Trump's war against Iran mistakenly hit a school, taking the lives of nearly 200 children — while her husband refused to acknowledge the mistake, take responsibility, or even apologize — Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump and his oldest son publicly mocked the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband, a senior citizen, with a hammer by a fanatic who had supported Donald Trump's lies about the results of the 2020 election, Melania stayed silent. When a Donald Trump supporter hunted down Democrats, taking the lives of two while shooting two others in an act of horrific violence in Minnesota last year, and Donald Trump didn't even reach out to the governor of the state to offer help or condolences, Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump chose to attack and criticize Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer after an attempt to kidnap her by far-right radical lunatics was thwarted, rather than simply expressing relief that these lowlifes who were plotting to do so were stopped, Melania stayed silent. She's married to one of the worst human beings on the planet. An absolute lowlife piece of garbage who's among the most disgraceful people to ever be allowed to call themselves "president" — who spends hours every single day lashing out and attacking others with some of the most vile statements imaginable — and Melania stays silent. Oh, but when Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke about her husband's age in a comedy sketch — now the thin-skinned, easily triggered snowflake who married a man who's only two years younger than her father for his money has something to say. Just... stop. Go away. Nobody cares. In my lifetime, there's not been a First Lady who's less consequential than Melania. She's a clown whose biggest accomplishment will be marrying a man old enough to be her father for his money and not throwing up while they conceived their son. And if my words are harsh, I don't care. When she took up a cause "against cyberbullying" while she's married to the most infamous cyberbully on the planet, while never once standing up to any of the horrible things he's said online — she can F all the way off. She needs to be like the rest of us, sitting around waiting to read that big, beautiful headline so we can all celebrate. Until then, nobody cares what she has to say about anything — including her husband.

Your current situation, if you are GOP:

One from the vault

@ESPN1000 what happened to the Twitch channel?

@CattardSlim She looks like Spy vs. Spy, from Mad Magazine.

Why does Melania keep dressing like a 🛋️ lamp when meeting the King & Queen?

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Where is the Twitch stream @sheanorling ?

@SleeperHQ Did he make the putt?

Getting drafted while GOLFING has to be the craziest experience ever 😭

Angry MAGA Sportsbar owner in Phoenix Arizona gets heated with me and calls the cops after I sang "Epstein Teen" on a public sidewalk 🤪🤣🤣🦒💙 Please RT this video so Elon has to pay me TWITTER AD revenue money to sing the hits to MAGA 💙🦒

@mark_slapinski tl;dr

My name is Mark Slapinski and I speak on behalf of the internet. I didn't read this. Whatever he said was probably really stupid, though.

@mohbii @ejdickson @WIRED To be able to forget how to think critically, they would have needed to possess that skill in the first place.

@ejdickson @WIRED a med student in india figured out the exact combination of blonde hair and conservative talking points that makes MAGA guys forget how to think critically. honestly the real story here is how easy the audience was to exploit

For @WIRED, I spoke to a med student in India who made thousands of dollars duping MAGA fans by creating a blonde AI influencer named "Emily Hart." Here's how he did it.

If Patel was a pot smoker instead, he’d be able to still do his job.

@ESPN1000 @jackmcgrath1000 Pump the brakes a bit.

Nico Hoerner is on his way to having the best season EVER for a second baseman... @jackmcgrath1000 explains how he can get there! #NicoHoerner #Cubs #MLB #Baseball

@Martina He's going to tell Jack White how to play the guitar.

Pretty soon Mike will start telling me how to hit a serve or something….