David “davey” Solomon

Dudes 3 days after making a burner

PGA Championship Sunday and 14 hour car ride with pops today. Doesn’t get much better than that.

Oxford Ohio gets struck again. Guys can’t have fun anymore #lettheboysrip

@PuckinFotter @sackdemon6005 Just gotta pipe down here buddy. Take one on the chin.

@sackdemon6005 Glad you finally cracked your gf after 3 months. #Shrink

My buddy took his girl home this weekend. He has a virginity rocks flag. #shrink

@JockEvansBrad Is that you bowling a 75 Brad?

Drinking beers and smashing pins in places you’ve never even heard of #lank

Fuck everyone with ADHD bullshit early scheduling, not going to be able to get a single class #5thyearcoming

@PuckinFotter Get back to playing the show buddy

Down 500 on the book. Going dark.

Werenski is finally winning his Norris trophy. CBJ are making the playoffs this year, start of a hot streak tonight.

Just told pops I got a job

Average Sunday rot #pledgecart #HappyEaster

Why are there so many black people at keeneland? Ruining the races.

@PuckinFotter 2012 Mark Sanchez kinda fumble there Benny

Just found out my ex’s mom is a baghead. Did I fumble?

@KyleHawthorneJR Some shit you would do

Fuck ya buddy this is it. Laudys finest #nails

@KyleHawthorneJR I hate you

@KyleHawthorneJR I boo retards

@SacksLLC They don’t boo bums #ZipitandRipit

Shrink. The. Game

“Boys let’s hold up this sign that says bump for the gram it’ll go so hard” Nuke to oblivion

Strip club inbound. Donations to get my buddy a fat black stripper are encouraged.

FUCK YOU CANADA

Someone shoot me in the head