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SadFaceOtter

@SadFaceOtter

(He, Him) The epitome of guff

Shhhh! Graveyard Katılım Ağustos 2010
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
I can never be accused of being AI. I am literally neither of those things.
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
Pasta makers: we can make any shape you want, spirals, tubes, bow ties, envelopes.. Me: a lasagne sheet shaped like a lasagna dish? Pasta makers: … little shells, the alphabet …
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John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
This just came through my door, I guess this is where we are at now.
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
Bit worried I’m drinking an April Fool “joke” here
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
He could just change it to say Turnip
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
If anyone wants a table for one at King’s Lynn Pizza Express for tonight, I believe they’ve had a cancellation.
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
This has the makings of a decent sit-com
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸@NotHoodlum·
DO YOU HAVE ANY TROPHIES OR AWARDS I CAN HAVE?
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If you start watching Mrs Browns Boys from the beginning at 10pm, by the time it strikes midnight you will have wasted exactly 2 hours
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Valtteri Bottas
Valtteri Bottas@ValtteriBottas·
Happy New Year!
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“Turkey is actually a very lean meat” I say to myself as I go back for 6 more pigs-in-blankets and a handful of quality street
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
I just did a fart with with more syllables than a Welsh village
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Dobby Club
Dobby Club@DobbyClub06·
jez forgets the turkey but it's lego
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Costa really should change their ad slogan to “we pay tax” It’d be a low blow but I think people would respect it.
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
Watching peep show bake off
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SadFaceOtter@SadFaceOtter·
"Well, the pugs in blankets are done" "You mean pigs?" *slams oven shut* "DONT LOOK IN THERE"
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