Pawlex

Jeg har en headcanon at de melker Toro-oksen for tomatsuppe i fabrikken

blasting katy perry's last friday night while we hurl towards kerbin at mach jesus without a heat shield

every new feature they add to discord seems tailor-made purely to torture its largely bpd-having userbase

my long term goals? nooooo... im just a dog :(

tap to give puppy a treat..!! :3c

I fit a bell to my collar and it feels oddly euphoric to hear it ring

Holy fuck this feels like a new low

:))

dude ptsd fucking sucks

I wanna rip my organs out

“Does puppy want a treat?” Puppy wants a cigarette and a BREAK🤬🔫

Breathing is making me feel uncomfortable I’m fucking losing it

computa help me

My world is fucking falling apart rn I just wanna sleep bro

I just realized I dreamt I could suck my own dick wtf was that about

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT JERKS OFF AND DIES

you can change the title as many times as you want, but the internet won’t forget your professional incompetence, The Race

I’m a very pettable Norwegian 🥺

Mental health is weird since I’m now realizing I’ve had this personality disorder for way fucking longer than I expected