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It’s crazy how I create beautiful songs… in my voice recorder… need to start recording myself professionally

@sir_j0rdan @it_Rutie You’re mad dear! And I pray no girl child ever experience you as a father! Jeez!

How can you have S£X with your wife just two weeks after she gave birth ??🥴 Men are animaIss. 💔

Play Hunter Killer game with me on Hyper. Let’s go! hyper-app.mvm.gg/xjMy

I’m livid‼️‼️‼️ Still shaking as I type this ‼️‼️‼️‼️ A BRT bus crushed the front of my vehicle at about 6:40pm this evening on my way from work. Everything is broken. The bumper shattered, the lights destroyed, the bonnet cover removed 💔💔💔 It happened at Obalende with several eye witnesses. Even with the traffic light which was green for our lane to pass, there was also a civilian at the junction controlling traffic, yet this driver crushed our car 💔 After waiting in turn for the vehicles at the other side of the road to pass, the other lane(where the BRT was) was stopped and our lane was passed… …as soon as we moved an inch, a BRT bus with plate number EKY564XY (driver’s face in frame 3) drove in full speed and collided into our car, destroying car parts worth hundreds of thousands💔💔💔 In shock, we (I and the person driving) came down to assess the damage, and to make videos and capture the plates before he runs, but to our surprise and that of everyone around, including the civilian passing traffic, the BRT driver claimed to not have seen us and that he had right to speed and ram into our vehicle the way he did. He asked for the usefulness of the video I was making and I told him I’ll show him the power of social media‼️‼️ It is unfair for me to go to work for 40 working days of two months , toiling day and night only to pour the money into the repair of a car collision caused by the wild animals Lagos state government employs as driver 💔💔 After calling me names, he ended up saying there is a scratch on his bus too so we should both move on. A scratch compared to the damage this wicked human caused. I want to beg everyone to help me retweet massively tagging @followlasg and @jidesanwoolu to see how their driver endangers the lives and properties of the same citizens he is set to protect. Lest I forget, despite eye witness claims he adamantly insisted he was in the right and finally entered his vehicle and zoomed off leaving us at the scene. Lagos state and the driver must repair every single damage made to this car‼️‼️ I cannot be working so hard and pouring my salary into repairing damages caused by wicked and unruly drivers of @lagosstategov and @Lamataonline I am ready to come to their office to substantiate every claim written in this tweet. @jidesanwoolu where do I see money to repair this damage your driver caused to this car?💔💔💔 I am a mere salary earner trying to fend for myself. Frame 1: shows the damage, Frame 2: raining insults, Frame 3: passenger apologizing on his behalf(driver in navy blue), Frame 4: him driving off

@MrMekzy_ I just finished this movie. Taraji is a goddess! I crewed!😭 but don’t black women deserve to be happy? What’s all these pain for really?

Tyler Perry has come again with his movies that’ll mess with your emotions. See me struggling to contain my emotions watching this Straw movie. Taraji Henson is who she thinks she is. She’s HER!🔥

@BlessingGives I have faith! Thank you in advance! First bank 3171141785 Shade Chiamaka Kayode

@Morris_Monye Jesus- he’s saying foreign women can’t take the BS Nigerian men give.

I encourage our men to date foreign women. The things we Nigerian men take for granted here and do to our women, they won’t take it. Good for character development.

I’m allergic to yolk so my husband removes and washes egg whites before it goes on my plate, He debones fish and gives the flesh to me, Asks me numerous times a day if I’m okay and happy, Drove 8 hours in one day so I didn’t have to enter a train cause of how I was feeling, Proffers a solution to every problem I think I have, Does treasure hunt of all my little favourite things around the house, If I wanna keep facing a certain direction but my neck is hurting, he’ll ask us to swap position so I can keep facing my wanted direction, but adjust my neck, If he’s watching a movie and I stand up to get sth or start speaking, he pauses so he can hear every word I’m saying clearly, Banned us from flying Ryanair after I complained of inconvenience, I’ve really only seen him angry when someone has hurt me, otherwise he’s the calmest person alive Taking care of women is something they do excellently if they want to, it’s not delusional I promise, expect it🫶🏽

@Immortal_Teddy If my husband says he needs space to sort out his head. By all means, please. It does not mean he fell out of love with me. It does not mean it's about us It does not mean doom for our relationship. He is jst overwhelmed & needs to process. Especially introverts. Let him breath

Sorry oh but this is BS. If your wife needs space, you drive out, buy her fav snacks, drop 'em off and go to the sitting room. E wan waka like crayfish before but e no get excuse

@EduEle5 Exam time is 9am but the kids have to leave home early cos of the traffic and crowd in the jamb Centres…they should shift the time to 11am/ 12pm so kids can leave home by 8 at least

A teenager is missing on her way to a 6:30am JAMB exam. Most candidates are aged 14–17, and the early start time puts them at risk. This isn’t the first such incident. JAMB can help by also shifting exam time to between 8:00am-9am for safety. Please send a DM if you see her.

They can correct this? I’m impressed.

It is now 5days after 51people were massacred by terrorists in plateau state. The President did NOT visit. The Vice President did NOT visit. The Senate President did NOT visit. The Reps Speaker did NOT visit. NO Governor has gone to visit. Nigeria is ruled by heartless animals.

Unfortunate greetings to you egbon eleke shigidi, olopolo lilo alagomeji @seyilaw1 Let's start with some current affairs. Peter Obi is barely a decade older than you and before he became Governor 19 years ago, in 2006 - he was chairman of 11 companies home and abroad. He sat on the board of 3 top commercial banks, was chairman of one - before he became Governor. You on the other hand, started your career in that same year - 19 years after, only two highlights: - nkro nko nko, nkro nko nko, nkrokodile - Macaroni featuring you in a skit. You sit there malformed facially, aesthetically and mentally - two wristwatches burdened with the misfortune of tracking how many brain cells you rot out in decay whenever you open your mouth. "Peter Obi will never get my support" from this sagging proglotide is the funniest comedy line you've ever uttered. In your household, you cannot even win "father of the year" - of what political relevance are you? We're asking horned animals to step forward, the snail is waving it's tentacles. Without the presidency, Obi's legacy will always be littered across the 36 states of the country - but you need this decaying system to remain because it means job security for you. - a failed comedy career, - too old to learn tech, - and too stupid to start dropshipping from China. So, whatever keeps the hope of the S.A job is necessary. Oh and by the way, even though there's nothing funny about you - Happy 20 years anniversary on stage. You know what, scratch that - the only thing funny about you is that a woman married you. Women will always be women, they'll marry anything.

Dads 1.

51 christians murdered in cold blood and the loudest global voices are non-Nigerians. Many loud pastors are silent. We are all acting like this is okay. Alhaji Ibi-scam-ome has already said God hates poor people. Our many other “daddies” are conveniently quiet. It’s a shame.

I'm 54. I wasted 24 years learning this the hard way. But I'll teach you in 5 minutes. If you're soft, stop reading now. Here are 24 uncomfortable truths I wish I knew earlier:

3. You can do everything right and still lose. That’s not unfair, it’s reality.

I love that this is coming from the set of teens you plan to attack. You are a CREEP.