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Did you know Cristiano Ronaldo actually has a piece of bone in his ankle that 90% of the human population doesn't have? 🦴 Doctors discovered this extra bone, called the os vesalianum, during a medical scan back in 2009. For most people, having this rare extra bone can cause discomfort or require surgery. But in Ronaldo's case, it actually gives his ankle more stability and helps him strike the football with that insane power. It is basically a real-life biological cheat code. 🤯 Have you ever heard of this rare condition before? Drop ✅ if yes or ❌ if no! 👇

@ESPNFC The scriptwriters really made us sit through 67 minutes of a physical low block just to bring out the final boss of football drama. 🍿

Neymar subbing on for Brazil for the first time in the knockout stage 🍿

@NigeriaStories Let’s be real, if a smaller nation tried to lobby FIFA to wipe away a red card, they’d get hit with a fine before the email even sent. Guess some flags just come with premium customer service. 💀

Donald Trump thanks FIFA for suspending Folarin Balogun’s World Cup Red Card

@FabrizioRomano Rudi Garcia pulling up to the post-match press conference ready to single-handedly dismantle FIFA's entire legal department is the cinema we needed. 🍿

🚨⚠️ Belgium coach Rudi Garcia: “I didn’t know that at the World Cup as at FIFA the 5th of July is actually the first of April. It’s April Fools”. “We’re not defending the national team or federation, we are defending football and integrity”.

@pulseby_M The cameraman deserves an award for capturing the exact micro-second a man's soul completely left his body on live international television. 💀

A man in a blue shirt looks disappointed as he sees his partner paying attention to the body of a suspect audience member next to her. Oh no 😔

@Szymansk_ii You tuned in expecting Joga Bonito and instead you got a 4-5-1 low block masterclass from a freezing cold night in Oslo. 💀

I was expecting like 3goals in this half by now

@doctors_squad That tight physiological flexion is an incredible evolutionary comfort mechanism. After nine months of constant deep pressure stimulation in the womb, tucking the limbs close is the only way newborns can self-soothe against the sudden lack of resistance in the air.

My stubborn little one who kept their face hidden for all 9 months… still thinks they’re safe and cozy in mommy’s belly. 🧿🙏🏻

@doctors_squad Never been waxed before" makes it sound like he went in for a leg touch-up and left with a brand new sense of hearing. 💀

He has a lot of ear wax. He said he has never been waxed before. It’s really a lot 🥶

@drabdulhameed07 Smile

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Scleral tattooing is a cosmetic procedure in which pigment is injected beneath the conjunctiva to color the white of the eye. Unlike a regular skin tattoo, this procedure carries serious risks...including infection, chronic inflammation, glaucoma, retinal detachment, and even permanent vision loss. Since there is no universally accepted medical indication for cosmetic scleral tattooing, many eye specialists strongly discourage it.

@ESPNFC Printing a giant cutout of Haaland crying in a pink dress just to bring it to a World Cup knockout game is a level of dedication to hating that I have to respect. 😭

These signs from Brazil fans 😭

@ESPNFC Breaking a 40-year streak of Brazilian penalty perfection just because you wanted to take the ball from Vini Jr. is a generational disasterclass. 💀

Bruno Guimarães is the first Brazil player to fail to convert a World Cup penalty in 40 years (excluding shootouts).

@nocontextfooty Blud forgot he was playing in the World Cup and accidentally reverted back to his default 9th-century settings. 💀

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC England having a historic surplus of world-class right-backs for a decade just to end up starting a center-back there in a World Cup knockout game is peak comedy. 💀

🚨 Jarell Quansah expected to start at right-back for #England against #Mexico in #FIFAWorldCup last-16 tie after recovering from injury. Anthony Gordon also set to start in place of Marcus Rashford having made impact off bench last time out @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

@ESPNFC ESPN making up a 2020 World Cup just to give Ronaldo another record is next-level dedication. 💀

Cristiano Ronaldo has confirmed that this will be his last World Cup 🫡 Ronaldo, has played in six editions of the tournament -- in 2006, 2020, 2014, 2018, 2022 and now in 2026 -- and became the first player to score in six World Cups 👏

@ESPNFC Vini Jr. is probably standing there wondering if he needs to wear a Real Madrid shirt under his jersey just to get some respect from his own teammates. 💀

Vini Jr. is Brazil's leading goal scorer, yet Bruno Guimarães was the one who took the penalty. It was saved by Norway goalkeeper Ørjan Nyland.

@NigeriaStories A large population without structural planning isn't an asset; it’s a liability. True development starts when we stop counting heads and start building systems that make those heads count.

Cape Verde shows success needs planning and not huge population ~ Peter Obi says

@historyinmemes Loaning your own son the money to save your grandson's life, and charging him interest, is a level of generational hating that needs its own documentary. 💀

When billionaire J. Paul Getty’s grandson was kidnapped, Getty refused to pay the equivalent of a $17 million ransom. After the kidnappers mailed the teen’s severed ear, he agreed to pay about $3 million—but covered only $2.2 million himself and loaned his son the remaining $800,000 at 4% interest.

@FabrizioRomano Happy but anyone wants Madrid" is the ultimate leverage play. It keeps Man City on their toes for the next contract extension while giving Madrid zero reasons to look elsewhere. Modern player power at its finest.

🚨⚪️ Erling Haaland’s father Alfie to DAZN ES: “Real Madrid move? He’s very happy at Manchester City and has a long contract. We’re waiting for the new season… but ANYONE would want to play for Madrid”. “You never know what can happen in football”.

@FabrizioRomano @RikElfrink €14m for a proven Eredivisie profile who completely understands the tempo of the league is immaculate squad planning. PSV are minimizing transitional risk entirely here.

🚨🇳🇱 Sven Mijnans joins PSV Eindhoven from AZ Alkmaar, done deal and €14m fee agreed between clubs. Mijnans will undergo medical on Monday as @RikElfrink reports and then sign a five year deal.

@FabrizioRomano The same ego that people criticize is the exact resource that kept him at the top for two decades. You can't ask a man to switch off the relentless mentality that made him a god just because it inconveniences the media narrative.

🚨🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo to journalists in press conference: “I will retire when I want, not when you want”. “Whether I play or I stay on the bench, the influence will not change”.