Carl Hutchinson

@CraigHope_DM @MailSport

🚨 Eddie Howe has come out strongly this morning & says he wants to lead NUFC rebuild this summer 🔥 "My fire is burning very, very strongly. There’s loads of wood stacked up & I’m ready to put it on" 🟢 More to follow @MailSport

Eddie Howe interview after the game: ‘We played well for most of the game, we were the better side, we didn’t deserve to lose that game. We will bounce back next week and go again, the fire is still lit’

@NUFC Fucking shambles, again

Full-time.

@CraigHope_DM 5-6 game problem it turns out to be…

Anthony Gordon has a slight hip issue picked up in training. He’s been scanned & will miss today’s game. Not thought to be a long-term problem #nufc

@CraigHope_DM Clearly Gordon’s away in the summer, Howe said yesterday he won’t play player who aren’t committed. Injury my arse

🚨 Bruno Guimaraes is here but no Anthony Gordon. Understand he’s picked up an injury #nufc #fpl

@FabrizioRomano Spent half a BILLION 😂😂

🚨 Arne Slot: “Last summer we had to sell 10-11 players to sign 5-6. That’s going to be another challenge this summer”. “We do have to replace the ones who are leaving but this club have shown so many times that this model works and with this model we can be successful and I am also proud to work for this club and work our model, it’s a nice way of trying to achieve your own success”.

@FabrizioRomano They should have signed a £150m striker who’d put the ball in the net

🚨 Arne Slot on penalty overturned: “So many decisions have gone against us this season. I don't think it is a surprise...”.

@CraigHope_DM He shouldn’t be unless they qualify for Europe, that shouldn’t be optional

📺 Will Eddie Howe be Newcastle manager next season? 📽️ Video latest from NUFC HQ... 🔗 youtube.com/watch?v=0PARUy…

@CraigHope_DM Teams get caught out now and again but 25 points lost is the manager and manager alone fault, time for change

A league high 25 points lost from winning positions for NUFC now this season. They are soft. Gone is the nastiness & smarts to defend a lead. For Brian Brobbey last time out, see Jean-Philippe Mateta this time. They can be bullied. Mentality minnows.

@lee_ryder Announce the changes for the send of the season, it’s time… fucking woeful

And that's it. #nufc hand Palace three gift-wrapped points. Euro dream fading fast.

@NUFC Fucking disgrace, sell the fucking lot of them and start again with Joe Kinnears ashes leading them… couldn’t be worse

Defeat at Selhurst Park.

@FabrizioRomano Pitch was as dry as a nuns bun wasn’t it

🚨 Mikel Arteta: “Bournemouth are a team who haven't lost for 11 games for a reason, they did a lot right”.

@iamtomskinner Not in Newcastle you big fucking useless cockney wanker

@FabrizioRomano @Geo__team They will be wishing death on them and burning shirts like Trent soon enough… scum club

❤️ Liverpool fans at Anfield paying tribute to Andy Robertson and Mo Salah. ✨ @Geo__team 🎥

@NUFC Fucking pathetic and his team is, soft as fucking shite

Mateta scores. [2-1] 90'

@FabrizioRomano Total Fanny

🚨 Kylian Mbappé on Instagram. ⚠️🤕

@therealmissjo If you book this via On The Beach, do you still get the free lounge pass?

This is a genuine asylum seeker’s journey to get to the UK. Starting in Egypt. Flew to Saudi Arabia Flew to Turkey Boat to Greece On foot to Bosnia, Slovenia, Croatia, Albania and Italy Flew to France Small boat to UK This is a huge list. Asylum could have been claimed in many countries along the way. But the UK was the chosen destination. Grok confirmed that this is genuine and a common route. Interestingly, flying from Italy to France means documents were in his possession at that time.

@robprogressive You can save more Robert lad. Take your mortgage, decide it by 12, pay 50 times that per month until the balance is clear. Save £300k interest and knock 29 years off your mortgage… the system works!

How to save £57,000 on your mortgage. Take your monthly mortgage payment. Divide it by 12 Then overpay that amount every two weeks. On a £300k mortgage over 30 years: • Save £57,000+ in interest • Pay it off 7+ years early Banks hate when you this…Because it works

Ah yes - Sandy. A young and aspirational graduate, say, with a job at the Barclays in Canary Wharf, should definitely move a 3-hour commute away from London - to a place where they have no friends, no family and no support network.

@LFC Another blinder for the worlds most expensive rodent

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.