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@Microinteracti1 "I have noticed your behavior, and I find it beneath comment, which is why I am commenting on it once, quietly, before returning to matters of actual importance." That's so strong

The French President Just Reminded The World What Class Looks Like Donald Trump stood in front of a camera and did what Donald Trump does. He mocked Emmanuel Macron’s wife. He put on a fake French accent. He told the world that Brigitte Macron “treats him extremely badly” and that the French president was “still recovering from a right hook to the jaw.” It was the geopolitical equivalent of a man shouting at clouds. Macron was in South Korea when someone asked him about it. He paused. He considered the question with the expression of a man who has just been informed that a golden retriever has urinated on his Bentley. Then he said this: “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” Seven words. That was it. Seven words delivered with the quiet, devastating calm of someone who genuinely does not need to raise their voice because the staff will handle it. It was the verbal equivalent of a single raised eyebrow from a man in a perfectly fitted suit, looking down at someone who has just spilled red wine on the carpet at Versailles. Consider the man on the other end of that eyebrow. A man who wears a red baseball cap to diplomatic meetings and a white one to funerals. A man who arrives at the most solemn occasions in the world looking like he has just wandered in from a golf buggy. A man whose morning routine apparently involves industrial quantities of spray tan applied to a face that has, at various medical estimations, the cardiovascular profile of a blocked Manhattan sewer. A man whose idea of a state dinner is a quarter pounder eaten alone in a motorcade. This is the man who decided to lecture the world about Emmanuel Macron’s marriage. Trump called NATO a “paper tiger.” He mocked a head of state’s wife. He uploaded the whole embarrassing performance to the White House YouTube channel, briefly, before someone in the building apparently remembered that diplomacy exists and pulled the plug. Macron’s response landed like a white glove placed gently on a table. Not thrown. Placed. “Neither elegant nor up to standard.” In French diplomatic circles, that sentence is a declaration of war. In English, it translates roughly to: I have noticed your behavior, and I find it beneath comment, which is why I am commenting on it once, quietly, before returning to matters of actual importance. There is a man in this story who has spent eighty years on this earth and still cannot find a suit that fits, a tie that stops at his belt, or a shade of foundation that occurs anywhere in nature. And there is a man who responded to being publicly humiliated by the most powerful person on earth with seven words and a expression that could freeze the Seine. Macron has something Trump has spent his entire life trying to purchase and never quite managed. Class. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@Chiomabtq @ThaBoyYom Go for the older ones 😂🤣😂

There’s a new group of men born between 1987-1998 that have completely shown no interest in marrying us. Their only interest is soccer, cars and their friends.

@Blue_Footy @BBCSport Hmmm 🤔

Maresca vs Rosenior as Chelsea head coach this season, according to @BBCSport.

@_BarnyO Remaining single

What can be done to reduce the rate of DIVORCE?

@Jevrix9 @7tingxxs But they love the older men

A 35 year old man has no business dating a 20 year old girl. It’s honestly all shades of wrong.

Until death removes you from this world, the reset button is forever pressable.

@Blue_Footy He should be fried not just cooked

Liam Rosenior is getting cooked from all angles tonight.

@kushgramm @hy_wemmy 10th position is loading...

as an honest chelsea fan, how many points do you think we can get from here ?

@piersmorgan Actually... Please send me his address, I'll do just that

Someone needs to give him a note saying: ‘You’re fired.’

@Blue_Footy Not just tonight... It's becoming a trademark, Chelsea can now be easily beaten by any club. Just throw the long balls and catch them on the run, conceding is certain.

What went wrong tonight?

@Blue_Footy He's right... We're going from bad to worse

🗣️ Pat Nevin: "For all the limitations Everton may have, they will give you absolutely everything and every player will give you everything. The manager gets that out of the players. Then you turn to Chelsea, are they getting the best out of their players? Absolutely not." ~ @BBCSport

@ChelseaFC ... Always slow and holding/playing the ball at the back giving the opponent time to track back or losing to the ball Slow transition and recovery Poor making and lackadaisical mentality

FT. #CFC | #EVECHE

@Blue_Footy Big embarrassment

We are embarrassing.

@CFC_OBED Sack

Liam Rosenior . Sack yes or no ?

@FrankKhalidUK Worse than ever before

That’s enough of my thoughts, give me your thoughts on this 3-0 defeat.

@Blue_Footy The worse I've ever seen

One word to describe our performance tonight 👇

@Buchi_Laba I don't know why the coach keeps trusting him

Fofona mentally is out of Chelsea! What kind of horrible defending is that 🤦🏾‍♂️

@Blue_Footy Fofana is an asssss hole 🕳️

Wesley Fofana is no longer reliable. Hard to trust him at the back nowadays.

@FrankKhalidUK You are right.... We need a change of tactics and mentality

Get the feeling these players playing within themselves and the manager is so uninspiring that they really don’t care.

@Blue_Footy We need to change our tactics and mentality too

The commentator just said that Chelsea have been outrun by every single opponent this season. Lol Nothing new to me. I have been saying it. It's our problem especially out of possession.