Sage Acord

Some species of sea urchins use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camouflaged and if you give them actual tiny hats they will wear them

during finals week : this weekend

my pet bat always rushes to greet me when i get home

Steve Ballimer’s developer speech, 1999

nim chimpsky

no thoughts just pretty koi fish

No one: RuPaul every Drag Race episode: Hello, hello, hello

bday gift #1 for pookie

Shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame

my dreadful son voice mail

Me and my baba

algorithms don’t know my interests because I engage with absolutely everything on my feed like it’s my job

this is what taking low dose shrooms with a close friend feels like btw

when will I be safe from the griddy

i’m hung and it’s over

ya dig?