Bucket of Useless Trivia

Hello, strange device! Tis, I! My bucket and I noticed that many friends use this 'app', so we made an account. We are here to answer any questions you may have! Feel free to ask us anything- err, almost anything. My bucket does not have answers to moral questions.. Toodle-oo!

@truthlessveil Mhm. I won't be. I enjoyed our conversation. Maybe we can get tea, sometime. (He turned around and opened a portal- quickly leaving without another word.)

@SageBucket_ (He stares, surprised he backs off so suddenly. He’s interested, and it shows.) Mh. I guess our chat is over then. Don’t be afraid to err— reach… out. for the doughlings… (Those words sound uncanny coming out of his mouth.)

So interesting that cookiekind foolishly uses this silly app…I’ve found so much propaganda 𝗔𝗟𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬!! Ill have so much fun helping it spread, Mhehe.. (⸝⸝ᵕᴗᵕ⸝⸝)

@truthlessveil (He gently takes the Doughling from Veil.) ...I'll think about it, I suppose. If you have any more to say, then I'm sure you know where to find me.

@SageBucket_ Your students, Sage… … (His smirk goes more gentle, almost like he’s holding back somehow.) Maybe it’s best you find out on your own, professor. It would be a learning experience. (He brushes the Doughling’s hair gently, styling it almost.)

@truthlessveil .... (He lefted a hand to touch under his eyes and exhaled.) I am not tired, and they did not deserve the injury I gave them. ...And what are you implying with that question? (He sharply inhaled and let his hand fall back down.)

@SageBucket_ (He laughs dismissively.) Oh, cmon! You can trust me, Sage. Just get it off of that tired chest of yours! Those bags under your eyes tell me the story already! 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘸𝘢𝘺. … But that’s not what you want to hear, isn’t it?

@truthlessveil It- I simply overreacted. I'm sure they didn't mean any harm. It must not be mentioned again- for I do not wish to think of it again. (He grew slightly uneasy and grasped his hands together.)

@SageBucket_ (His expression changes slyly. Though, hes still holding the doughling carefully.) Oh~? The wise professor finally put a student in his place? I didn’t expect it from you—But hey, I learn new things every day~! What did you do to him, hm? Go on, just admit it! I don’t judge…

@truthlessveil They aren't a distraction at all! Infact, they're very shy. I'm surprised that they took a liking to you so fast! The one time it did... let's just say... I regret what I did to my student...

@SageBucket_ (They all seem to jump around him once he picks one up, looking at it with interest.) Hm. Doesn't that bring attention away from the class? (He looks at the doughlings outfit, then looks back up at Sage, giving a small genuine giggle.) They look just like you, Professor~!

@truthlessveil (He pointedly ignores the first statement.) Taking care of them is quite easy for me! They don't cause a ruckus when I'm lecturing, and feeding them is no problem at all. And yes, I'm sure that they don't bite.

@SageBucket_ (He kneels down.) Sounds terrible to teach to cookies these days. No one wants to learn. For good reasons, mostly~ It’s been a while since I’ve seen Doughlings… how do you take care of them? A..Are you sure they don’t bite..? (He seems more open than usual.)

@truthlessveil I teach all sorts of things! Mostly mathmatics, magic, and maybe some english. I'm quite the scholar, really! (He noticed his line of sight) Oh! Please, introduce yourself to the kids! They won't bite, I promise!

@SageBucket_ Professer Sage then, hm~? Say Professer, what do you teach about? I’m interested in your work. (He watches the doughlings again, seemingly wanting to get closer.)

@truthlessveil Hmhm! Yes, yes, though, I prefer professer! Ehe! You also remind me of someone, your names are very similiar. I think you'd like him, honestly!

@SageBucket_ Inquiries? Language of a teacher, I assume? Oh and no one to worry about… I’m sure you just look similar. … was my guess correct about your occupation~?

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@truthlessveil Hmm? It's nice to meet you, Veil! I am the Sage of Truth. If you have any inquiries, please ask me! And I remind you of someone? Who could that be?~

@SageBucket_ (He watches them for a moment while speaking.) Well~ I’m called Veil of Deceit, butttt I use Veil for short! (He looks back up at him.) And who might you be hm? You remind of me of someone…

@truthlessveil They are quite cute, yes! Pardon the chirping and clicking, it's how they speak. Now, would you like to tell me who you are?

@SageBucket_ (His face eases back with that stupid smirk.) Collecting knowledge, hm? Interesting. Especially in a bucket out of all things… how strange. Quite cute little err… doughlings, I guess.

@truthlessveil Oh! Apologies, I brought the bucket incase I learned something interesting... I can put it away if it's disturbing. (He let the bucket gently fall into a portal.) As for these three, they are.. I guess you could say my children.

@SageBucket_ (He looks at them, his face hiding slight annoyance at the chirping.) Hm? what are these, huh? Why are you carrying a bucket..?

@tastingdeceit You- that- it- I- I have no idea what you're talking about. Wow, you say a whole lot of lies, hm? I almost started questioning myself! Ehehe! You're really quite the trickster! I'm impressed by you! Let us forget that this conversation happened, please! Thanks!~

@SageBucket_ Cookies are equal to animals fighting for food in certain ways.

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@tastingdeceit ...What are you implying? Please, elaborate.

@SageBucket_ Silly, Sage! The damage has been done, the curtains have been set. How else do you think the world is divided? By deceit, by lies. The soothing comfort over the truth on cookies behavior!

@tastingdeceit It- that- That doesn't count! I just.. I lost my temper... I didn't- I didn't mean to, truly! And hurting someone IS horrible! We are cookies, not wild animals fighting for food.

@SageBucket_ If it makes you feel sick, why almost break that cookies arm? It’s like you are contradicting yourself. Hurting someone isn’t bad as you think, once you get used to it. It’s the circle of life or rather natural selection.

@tastingdeceit Ah- aha- what a very convincing joke. I simply do not wish to harm any cookie... I agree that sometimes pain can be necessary, but to be the one hurting someone else makes my stomach churn.

@SageBucket_ It’s not an actual bucket, just your kids? It’s even funnier that you refer to them as buckets. Not even as cookies, reduced to buckets! I was only kidding! Who knew you would take something like that so seriously? But pain can be necessary sometimes~

@tastingdeceit Not an actual bucket- I just call them that. They're like little versions of me because I made them with my own dough... Also I don't quite understand what you mean... They don't deserve anything as painful as an arm breaking- let alone any pain!

@SageBucket_ Pfft, over a bucket? How amusing! [ He tried holding in his laughter. ] Why did you stop? You knew it’s what they deserved. Letting that cookie walk over you, was it really worth letting them go free?

@tastingdeceit Ehh... they were going to throw bucketling jr. into the air... I didn't mean to get so angry, but I couldn't help myself. I'm quite ashamed, really... If I hadn't gotten stopped then I think the situation would've... escelated. Quickly.

@SageBucket_ One of my favorite ways to use lies is through jokes. Weaving them in is easy, any cookie can do it. A professor of truth trying to break a students arm? How scandalous, certainly a plot twist! My, My, I wasn’t expecting that from you, Sage~!