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@moth6x @pants I think the poll is broken I can’t see the option for “All three”

my girlfriend and I are deciding on what @pants comic to get for our bathroom and we’re stuck between three, please vote in the comments

@Oatmeal Paging @pants

I wrote a comic about AI art theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

@TheScelata @pants youtu.be/-PGPMGUGNsQ?si…

@pants I need a wise man to advise me on pears, does the Avocado Whisperer have any friends?

KTLA's @GeneKangTV reports from the perimeter of the #PalisadesFire where crews needed to clear vehicles using a bulldozer to make access for firefighters. Live coverage: trib.al/tBDjKJ0

Ben and I hope that you all had a very happy New Year’s Eve and that you didn’t let any babies lick any snakes riskyornot.co/episodes/714-b… DALL·E helps out but not without some false starts. 1/2

@cassiofm @gracemt95 @dueapp Ditto! It’s my most important app for managing my life.

@gracemt95 @dueapp Same. Since 23.09.2010. I cant live without it.

@dueapp it’ll be 14 years with the Due iPhone app on 1/28/25. Don’t know how I could get along without you. Thank you.

Some immediate steps I believe that all trans people should take: - Get your passport. Today. It takes time to come in and this will likely be shut down under Trump. - Update every ID your state allows you to. - Make sure you have a supply of medication in case of disruption

@TheBrianMcManus “Having an endless supply of people interested in dating you” – this is not a problem that some of us have Mr. Eligible Bachelor Malaysia 😛

The first successful relationship I have had since Covid happened when I deleted every dating app. The relationship before this started at a house party in Malaysia in 2014. Having an endless supply of people interested in dating you, with the notifications that come with that, is not conducive to a healthy relationship on either end. There is nothing wrong with meeting online. But if the first date goes well, delete the app and give them a chance. This goes to men and women.

Irish people have been peacekeeping in southern Lebanon for so long that the local Lebanese people have full Irish accents

@LilyWaite_ I have a friend who says “I’ll have a little dude of…” when ordering tasters

At the Brewers Congress on Tuesday the microbiologist discussing the survival of pathogens in non-alcoholic beer referred to microorganisms solely as “microguys” which I fucking adore and will be adopting. Yeast? Microguys. My dogs? Microguys. Cocktail sausages? Microguys.

@essmithSD I saw a guy at the grocery store today who looked almost exactly like you, but then he went to his cart and a child was sitting in it and I was like lol nope

@CamThePerson wait so are you also subscribed to going.com lol

Give me all of your Paris recommendations. So far I’ve got: - Eiffel Tower - Probs a day trip to Versailles - Tickets to go see Diplo - Fashion Week is happening while I’m there - Probs hit the Louvre What else do I absolutely need to do for my first time in Paris? Sightseeing, food, drinks, nightlife—give me all of it.

@vosdscott I was at the Museum of Contemporary Art San Diego earlier today and saw this

THESE GUYS ARE JUST WEIRD. JD Vance and his Project 2025 weirdos want to control your bedroom. Will you let them?

@acbowen I’m very happy about this, but at the same time the lack of fare capping is bonkers to me and very well might keep me using the Pronto app – I don’t believe I’ve ever been in a city that allowed contactless transit payments AND had no fare capping on such payment method.

happy birthday dads