still gay sahil

Poop and Shit have announced their joint toilet clog.

girl dinner is cute and sexy. boy kibble is laughable and sad

About to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

If Priyanka Chopra married Stephen Fry she'd become Daal Fry

@marinaa_miller somehow im meg tho

love saying “but that’s neither here nor there” where’s here? where’s there? who knows

this is her meyer fund for adult literacy, AIDS, the advancement of global democracy, military family assistance, & childhood obesity

All quiet on the frontal lobe

her sound could now be described as consumerpop 🤷🏽‍♂️

Being both self-aware and a bitch at the same time is a form of self care

Burnaby became the first city in Canada to call for a full and immediate arms embargo on Israel Tuesday. vancouver.citynews.ca/2025/08/27/cit…

why did they have to elect him? why couldn’t we have just waited until he inevitably transitioned and became joan rivers

Sometimes a new monkey wants to join your circus and it’s like Girl no shade. but you’re an orangutan

being “eyed for a big role” in a marvel movie in 2025 is the same as being a three-episode guest star in glee

great day for 15mg taking, mid-week theatre goers!!!

didn’t cry today

@marinaa_miller “My home, my arms, and my hole are open to you”