The Dark Lord

Asked a girl out via LinkedIn DM tonight

Imagine being hammered and suddenly Snoop Dogg, Lainey Wilson, a K-pop group, Andrea Boccelli (and his son), and Martha Stewart perform the Christmas Day halftime show

I have made it to my first Orange Friday of the year. Please do not hold it against me for taking this long. I am amongst the Jung Hoo Crew, and I am a fan of the new Coca Cola LED sign. Taking any and all questions before Devers goes yard again.

We gotta start giving people names like Eteocles again

@collin_ruth89 Congrats, Rutsy. FO

I wasn’t super active on X yesterday. Was busy locking down a lifetime contract. Here’s what it taught me about negotiations 🧵

@marsh18__ Congratulations, Harry! Many people dream of winning a BASE giveaway - nobody deserves it more than you!

WILMER WHEELS

@BayAreaEmo BASE, right as always. Great call.

As bad as getting picked off is I don’t hate it from Fitz there. He’ll start at 2nd in the 10th with Ramos leading off on a fresh count after going down 0-1 on a trash call

@BayAreaEmo BASE, Oracle needs you to return and pick up the vibes

Just not good stuff from Camilo tonight… this team feels like it’s finding ways to lose right now. Someone has to come up with a huge hit to pick up the vibes

Need to know what this guy is up to

Warriors intro to this song used to be so hard soundcloud.com/gouranga/tupac…

@marsh18__ Pics or it didn’t happen

I would like to know one person who has a mattress like this. I don’t think these people exist

You ever peel a banana and just know it isn’t gonna be a good banana by the way it peels

Trap Queen still goes insanely hard