★ Saint Saito, The New Ace ★

As a wise old guy once said: "Always speak politely to an enraged dragon." Meet the dragon. ewrestling.wikia.com/wiki/Saint_Sai…

@Merlot_Ayano Well, you coulda fooled me. Geez, you try to be a friend...

@Merlot_Ayano Bish are you on those preggo hormones again?

@Merlot_Ayano ...You better take the bass out of your Twitter fingers, Ayano. You came to *me* with your "not in mood" bull, remember.

@Merlot_Ayano I...literally didn't ask. Like, at all. I said "welcome to the dark side," not "please tell me more about why you're not in mood, bestie." Ugh...fine! "Please tell me more about why you're not in mood."

@Merlot_Ayano "Not in the mood?" *squeals* Welcome to the dark side, Ayano!

@Merlot_Ayano Ayano.

@Saito_SMASH @DaTrollGuy_ Saito wants all The Tiddies :-O

@WhammehBar Orly?

@WhammehBar *Uses j-pop.* It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

@Saito_SMASH You can have your own character run naked through the world, mang.

We need Robocop, Mad Max, John McClane, Cobra Commander and god damned RAMBO into each of those, mang.

@DaTrollGuy_ ...Okay, but how much tiddehs are we talking about?

@Saito_SMASH Grab sticks and stones, make a pickaxe, grab leaves, make clothes, eat worms for food, that kind of shit.

@WhammehBar No.

@Saito_SMASH That game is Minecraft with tiddies, mang.

@DaTrollGuy_ Yo, they made Conan look like a punk. Pass!

@Saito_SMASH youtu.be/mzubhJpbUK8

@DaTrollGuy_ @RealKatesBass Yeah, but we already had the pallette-swapped ninjas already. Y'know?

@Saito_SMASH @RealKatesBass Cyrax's net was alright, mang. So was Sektor's missile.

But you already HAVE two cyborgs as FUCKING NPCs, mang.

@DaTrollGuy_ ...Whut?

@Saito_SMASH Conan has his own game already, mang, and I hear there's another one coming.

@DaTrollGuy_ @RealKatesBass Cyrax and Sektor are girly men.

@RealKatesBass CYRAX AND SEKTOR AREN'T PLAYABLE

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