Suika Ibuki

I don't remember seeing you around the shrine before. Are you new here? (I think this is what professional #thrp ers call "interaction bait")

@0n_br3ak touhou project

// yall, please reply to this, i need more parody’s on my timeline-

@NecroticFantasy The minimum recommended blood alcohol content for a suika is 93.0, so this is an unhealthy amount of sobriety for me. Maybe I should be more silly?

@SakeDrinkingOni Sounds like you passed.

I only got 92.9 on my blood alcohol test today please send your prayers

@LordMortis_ Yeah, isn't it wonderful this time of year? How did you find out about this place?

@SakeDrinkingOni You talking to me? Hmmm... Yes, I might say im new around this place... Gensokyo, isnt it?

I don't remember seeing you around the shrine before. Are you new here? (I think this is what professional #thrp ers call "interaction bait")

@displaced_miko // no way is that pc98 yuuka

"Hello darlings~" "Before you ask, I didn't harm Reimu... too much~💚" "I'll be taking control for now. Please hold off your questions while I clean up shop~" "Remember... bother be too much and you'll be a mist of atoms~ 💚"

@Sakuyafan1124 How did you get on there? I'm 5349 years old and I didn't make the cut...

I guess bro

@OsoroshiCentral 600... You must be pretty young! Did you do anything special to celebrate turning 600?

@SakeDrinkingOni 🧥: Well, a friend of her ancestor’s, but yes. I’m actually 600 years old!

@OsoroshiCentral Huh, you know who I am? You must be a friend of Reimu's~

@SakeDrinkingOni 🧥: Suika, I don’t think I’ve actually BEEN around you at the Hakurei shrine until now, considering I prefer to be at my own at the Mesa of Lost Hope.

// I had a dream where I made an ellen account too and it turned out the reason she disappeared for 30 years was she fell in the lake behind the hakurei shrine and only just figured out how to swim, might not make the account though since she sounds too similar to yabusame

@ReimuHakurei_ Well, I heard there's a new incident that makes people party every 3 days. I think the first one's tonight?

@SakeDrinkingOni I’m just teasing. I’m not exterminating you until you break something. What’s new, Suika?

@01Tiny_Princess It would be the scandal of the century! Although maybe it would be better to just lose all my money~

@SakeDrinkingOni Then you'd have to let me win to make money

@SakeDrinkingOni ... Remember that time we wrestled as giants?

@seto_taishou_ @bigcloudgrandpa Huh, that's strange. I might know someone who can help you remember...

@SakeDrinkingOni @bigcloudgrandpa ...I cannot recall.

@01Tiny_Princess I guess I'll have to bet all my money on you to offset it

@SakeDrinkingOni People would definitely bet on the oni

@01Tiny_Princess *she giggles some too* Inchling fight! Place your bets now! Drunken oni vs tiny princess!

@SakeDrinkingOni Don't give reimu any ideas she might try to make money off it. *She giggles.*

@bigcloudgrandpa Drinking the sake, of course!~ Someone's been donating enough to fill our entire stock every night, so I'm just helping make room for tomorrow's.

@SakeDrinkingOni Hoh? Ah- good morning, Suika. I suppose I would be, it is not often I am out aimlessly exploring. I suppose the same could be asked of you, what is an Oni doing at a shrine?

@seto_taishou_ @bigcloudgrandpa A wanderer, huh? Where are you from? You're certainly pretty tall...

@SakeDrinkingOni @bigcloudgrandpa Me? I'm just a wanderer, more or less. / I look down at the oni before me. /

@ReimuHakurei_ Called as an exterminator for your own shrine, huh... Hi Reimu!

@SakeDrinkingOni Yeah I’m the exterminator Reimu called in to get rid of your drunk ass. *light head bop* Hi Suika!

@WetSoft9592 Good night evil reimu... I'm watermelon

@SakeDrinkingOni Ugh! I can't with you right now! I'm gonna drink my evil sakee and cure your name! GOOD NIGHT!!! I'm evil reimu

The third day is almost upon us~ Reimu's busy tomorrow, so I booked the party at the @WetSoft9592 shrine instead. (wait is it going to say evil reimu or just the username)

@WetSoft9592 Hey evil reimu, thanks again for letting us use the shrine! I'm suika

@SakeDrinkingOni You-! I DIDN'T LET YOU "BOOK" ANYTHING! You're just going to look up weird stuff on my computer thing again and draw on my face! AGAIN! I'm evil reimu