sal calanni

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sal calanni

@salcalanni

Comedian, truth teller, lactose intolerant italian.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Aralık 2010

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sal calanni@salcalanni·7 Mar

Spitballin' 88, we cover disrespect, Sal performs in Sacramento and deals with a drunk #heckler, and the comments flood in on Dilbert & Gen Z #standupcomedy #ApplePodcasts podcasts.apple.com/.../spitballin… #spotifypodcast open.spotify.com/show/5Kfyh5vj9… #YoutubePodcast youtube.com/channel/UCXn2M…

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sal calanni@salcalanni·9 Kas

He drank the blood of Kali #IndianaJones #colts #falcons #nfl

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sal calanni@salcalanni·11 Eki

Check out Funko Pop! Vinyl: Fire Force - Shinra with Fire (Glows in the Dark) - Box Lunch ebay.us/m/z6bHo1 #eBay via @eBay

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sal calanni@salcalanni·7 Haz

Yeah give me the helmet that looks like The Thing splooged on my head #StanleyCupFinal #OilersNation #FantasticFourFirstSteps

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sal calanni@salcalanni·18 May

Anbore #Andor

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sal calanni@salcalanni·27 Oca

The tush push playoffs is getting annoying #nfl #NFLPlayoffs

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sal calanni@salcalanni·11 Oca

Eat that from UberEats McConaughey! #Buckeyes

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sal calanni@salcalanni·6 Oca

Lions winning the Super Bowl if their defense plays like this 😳 #SNFonNBC #Lions #LionsVsVikings

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sal calanni@salcalanni·24 Ara

Redbubbled my #Paris trip redbubble.com/people/salcala…

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sal calanni@salcalanni·16 Kas

Mike Tyson looked like he was 137 years old #Tyson #TysonPaul

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sal calanni@salcalanni·8 Kas

Ravens looking shitty like those helmets #TNF #NFL #RavensFlock #Bengals

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sal calanni@salcalanni·1 Kas

These two sound like 2 strangers commenting on a game #TNF #NFL #almichaels #collgeguy

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sal calanni@salcalanni·21 Eki

It’s funny, Russ won this crowd over. It’s like Rocky 4 where the Russians were all against him and now they’re all for him #SNF #nfl #SteelersNation #JetsNation #ROCKY

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sal calanni@salcalanni·14 Eki

It’s Sunday Night Football with the weird semi-transparent graphic cover I don’t like #snf #graphic #football #nfl #NBC

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sal calanni@salcalanni·4 Eki

Al Michaels repeatedly letting everyone know how shitty the last few Thursday night games have been #TNFonPrime #NFL #football

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sal calanni@salcalanni·3 Eki

With this 2nd episode of #ThePenguin I think I’m getting a little annoyed now how much he’s Tony Soprano. Dementia Mom, wads of cash, Italian, his non-purple suit outfits, gonna be asking for last night’s ziti next ep. #sopranos

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sal calanni@salcalanni·6 Eyl

Did the Ravens forget the rules? #NFL #RavensChiefs

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sal calanni@salcalanni·6 Eyl

@elonmusk Fuck you supporting the insurrectionist leader you scumbag hypocrite and your trucks are ugly

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·6 Eyl

Kamala wants to destroy your right to free speech under The Constitution

Charlie Spiering@charliespiering

Elon Musk, RFK Jr., and Tulsi Gabbard are raising concerns of free speech under Kamala Harris. In 2019, Harris vowed to use the DOJ and law enforcement to 'hold social media platforms responsible' for 'misinformation' as part of the 'fight against this threat to our Democracy'

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sal calanni@salcalanni·16 Tem

It’s like he had a sleepover at the Keebler Elves #Trump #Ear

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sal calanni@salcalanni·14 Tem

Juuuust a bit outside

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sal calanni@salcalanni·19 Haz

Check out Don’t Be A Dickhole Sticker ebay.com/itm/1265373810… #eBay via @eBay

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