Sal Cornetta

Some of the finer points of tackling

@jreidchapman @alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ Ready to join the Shoulders!

@jreidchapman @alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ I’m in

@_m_chapman_ @jreidchapman @SalCornetta yes I think now works

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ Good with me too

@jreidchapman @SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ Id be down for that

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ I miss checking Threads, having like 5 new posts, then moving on.

@jreidchapman @alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ Plz plz plz Joe. Can we go back to the calm place again

@alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ @SalCornetta When r we going back to Threads

@jreidchapman @alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏 too good

@alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ @SalCornetta So much respect for TAA Obama right here

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ Liverpool has?

@jreidchapman @SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ Cool we've been booted from peacock

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ Nora is really into our thread and jokes. Let me check what else she gets into. Ah…..never-mind. I think she doesn’t care as much as i first thought

@jreidchapman @SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ 😂😂😂 this first sentence x.com/DeadlineDayLiv…

@jreidchapman @alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ That works right? if you score a goal in stoppage time where they are playing the exact amount of time and your celebration takes less than the one minute of added time then you could play stoppage time forever as long as the score goal in less time than your celebration

@alexlebl23 @SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ 😂😂😂😂

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ Is there a situation where they could play forever?

@jreidchapman @SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ The goal added more time 😂

@_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 @jreidchapman 11 fucking minutes more. And you know that 11 mins will be played to the exact spot watch amount of 11

@alexlebl23 @SalCornetta @jreidchapman This is going to add up to way more time than a 39th game

@alexlebl23 @_m_chapman_ @jreidchapman When you become a transfer influencer, how do you think you will change as a person?

@_m_chapman_ @jreidchapman @SalCornetta I would if I could id like millions

@jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 All parts of that was glorious. 1) Everyone knows it’s going into the channel 2) Sanchez absolutely has it covered then bites and doesn’t 3) 3 Spurs defenders in the box and no where close to Wissa

@_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 @SalCornetta Van de Ven settling in nicely

@jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 Absolutely hilarious goal

@SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 Robert Jones is not tolerating any nonsense

@_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 @jreidchapman I don’t know about you guys, but I’d like to see more long balls to this Tottenham goalie please

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @SalCornetta European Football of the 90s Fantasy Name for Sale: Cocumo 🏝️

@jreidchapman @_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 He is part of Big Chelsea

@SalCornetta @_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 Alex, Ornstein is on Peacock this morning delivering Chelsea propaganda re: Caicedo 😉

@_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 @jreidchapman Sounds like he resigned and no one expected it. I hope he is doing OK.

@SalCornetta @alexlebl23 @jreidchapman We’ll always have this moment 😢

@_m_chapman_ @alexlebl23 @jreidchapman Bobby is out as Italy manager. Sadness.

@alexlebl23 @jreidchapman @SalCornetta “Virgil, I need you to write an epic poem mythologizing the club’s history/founding, justifying its recent decisions, and supporting the current regime.”

@_m_chapman_ @jreidchapman @alexlebl23 Also. This was enjoyable

@jreidchapman @SalCornetta @alexlebl23 So apparently there was a big Saudi League game today and Milenkovic Savic was given the MOTM award — Ronaldo wasn’t happy with that decision and asked for an explanation 😂 phantom-marca.unidadeditorial.es/6c934f39d6f96e…