Salacious B. Crumb

idgaf how big ya dick is would u slurp thai iced tea off my pussy yes or no ????

@Ariya3D 🍈 🍈

Just got my first push up bra 😏

@Sgtviper_Gaming I hate that I understood this joke lol

The Death Riders training facility

@unkyndled They have them at Costco in packs. I swear it’s cocaine in can.

Why do they put crack in Vietnamese coffee

@GothCharlotte Did they have horchata? I’ve been following for so long I remember when half of your post where about horchata lol

Stopped in a restaurant to have a quick meal and I’m sure they’re using psychic warfare techniques to make me leave; every other song they played since I sat down has had a Drake feature on it

woke up tiny with a fat dumper again

@devolverdigital I just finished 2 last week!!

The grand finale is about to begin. Do not be afraid. The Talos Principle 3 is coming to PC and PS5.

@freyasintrouble Same tbh lol

Sometimes I’ll see a video or a picture of myself and I think “yeah, I’d buy the panties she’s wearing.”

おはようぷるぷる🍑

@Genki_JPN What living in 2026 and not having a new Wave Race does to a muddafukka.

A 27 year old Japanese man has been arrested for threatening to blow up Nintendo headquarters! The man sent Nintendo letters that said "I’m going to blow you all up” and “My plans cannot be thwarted." He also threatened that he’d “already planted multiple bombs” within the company’s premises. automaton-media.com/en/news/japane…

@Ariya3D 🍁 🍁 🍁

@SalaciousBCru10 Whaaaat I didn’t know that

If I were a fruit, what would I be ?

@Ariya3D National fruit of Canada baby!!! 🇨🇦

@SalaciousBCru10 I eat a cup every day!!!

Can’t believe they had Jax actually say this in the movie 😭

@AdamFriedland Bro is rewatching Psg v Bayern.

Joga bonita, the beautiful game

Never seen him happier.

I have ripped 8339 videos from paid streaming services... ... so far!

@thisislux Silence? Me on my girls ear:

real freaks prefer silence

@b0newalljackson I watched Boogie Nights at age 6x explains a lot of things in my life…

90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “

@blackrosesvfede In football, No one remembers how the game was played, only who won.

Secondo voi i tifosi dell'atletico stamattina sono ben felici di aver battuto il Barcellona o devastati dal fatto che non hanno giocato a calcio ieri per arrivare in semifinale?