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Just a reminder who is the boss of London

@Eastleighvoice @osoroKE Hizi tunnels zinafanyanga kazi gani time ya mvua?

Man leaves bikers stunned after casually walking into a drainage tunnel along Thika Road.

Hii breed mpya ya mosquito haitambui socks ama longi. Inanyonya damu kwa lazima! Na ni uchungu sana. Ama kuna mtu ametupangia hii Kenya

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

@NytoP2PMwangi Coupled with all the movements he is making all round the month, you have to wonder what time he is working. How many hours does he actually spend doing county work?

Trans Nzoia Governor George Natembeya rolls in a motorcade of 16 fuel - guzzlers! But don't worry, he promises Gen Zs he'll downsize to just 2 vehicles if elected president. People don't realise is just how crazy this is. Trans Nzoia County generated only KSh 476 million in own-source revenue last year (every shilling collected from land rates, licenses, parking fees, mineral royalties, permits etc) That KSh 476 million is barely enough to maintain and run these 16 vehicles for one year. Here's a rough breakdown: Assume each vehicle costs KSh 40,000 per day (fuel plus per diems for 3 people at KSh 5,000 - 10,000 each, with fuel taking the rest). If the motorcade is on the road for 300 days a year, the total comes to: KSh 192 million (40,000 × 300 × 16). Add insurance for these high-end vehicles, servicing, car washing and detailing, minor repairs, and other costs, and you'll quickly realise that the people of Trans Nzoia, the County Assembly, the Deputy Governor, county employees, hospitals, and other essential services are left with less than KSh 100 million to share for the entire year. Everything else has been swallowed by Governor Natembeya’s motorcade…. But He is the best Governor, Yeeeeh! Because He is brave, He attacks the President and say things that we love to hear!!

@NancyH_60 What happens if you walk slowly?

Would you? Could you? Challenge your balance and speed with the thrilling water stone run! These stones dip into the water if you linger too long, requiring quick reflexes and steady footing to make it across. A fun and exciting test of agility and balance-can you master the art of running on water stones? This looks fun, but things are never as easy as they look.

I joined X 9 years ago. I have to tweet more and share my views with the world. #MyXAnniversary

The US protected by massive oceans on both sides drops over 3millions Kgs of explosives on their fellow human beings every year. It is good to note that European contries are beginning to see this and stepping away from supporting such acts. Bombs never solve conflicts.

These ICL draws are rigged. How are we playing PSG on our first match. Anyway, another round of beating is waiting for psg.

Kumbe ukienda bahari sana unapata swimmers Ear. Sai naskia sauti ya Samaki.

I hate that I cannot easily manage fuliza from Mpesa app. I see tons of things but fuliza isn’t there. It should be among the fist things I see on my home page.

a) SA spends $197 Million yearly on Chicken from Brazil, not Namibia. b) Tanzania spends $13 Million yearly on alcohol from France, not South Africa Yet at AU summits, we say Africa must trade with each other. For 50 years, we have been discussing, discussing & discussing !!

This Pass by Cole Palmer is greater than Saka's career and the crazy part is I ain't even lying😭

Trying to talk to Nairobi women when you are not Russian

@KenyanSays In Rwanda all the police and army officials are required to be lean and fit. If you get fat, you get fired.

Kenya vs Rwanda SWAT Challenge in the UAE At the UAE SWAT Challenge 2026 held in Dubai from February 7–11, Rwanda achieved a higher overall ranking than Kenya, finishing as the top African nation in the competition.

@wa_oww @unclescrooch If he did not do it, I and lots others would not know about it.

@unclescrooch You dropped of the uber without asking him what that was then you take a picture and post online for answers you could have easily gotten from the driver

Uber driver had this on their hand. Doe anyone know what it is or does..?🤔

Discombobulating… Noodling… Shimmying… Mustering… Finagling… Clauding… My new vocabulary 😂😂😂

Does anyone actually use Gemini to code?

Kenyan startups raised $984 million in 2025, the highest in Africa. The top four countries for startup funding were: — Kenya $984 million — Egypt $614 million — South Africa $599 million — Nigeria $343 million

@dklaston 4Gbps is 0.5 GBps. Thats just 500 MBps. It's quite expensive.

Look how cheap the internet is… 6k for upto 4gbps 😳. Now you know why the green company is getting all those profits from.