Cliffo 🦅

@themichaelowen @EmmaRaducanu Congratulations @EmmaRaducanu - mean time, sapitcher o’ me on wassisnames trebufisher suris hopin fera bafta at sumpoint

Don’t suffer in silence, please reach out.

@benonwine Captain Birdseye

WITHOUT GOOGLING, Name a Famous Captain but it can’t be Captain Kirk?

@paulwall1970 I would go out tonight, but I haven’t got blue rinsed hair

@charliekeegan @leytonorientfc @SkyBetLeagueOne

“I have had one year of my management career wasted on these players.” A brutal, honest, and perhaps needed post season interview from Richie Wellens. Wellens acknowledges the exceptions (such as Dom Ballard), but he clearly states the issues. (📹 @LeytonOrientFC) #LOFC

Leyton Orient have avoided the drop to League Two 😅 Not sure the manager thinks it's much of an achievement though 😡 #LOFC #BBCFootball

@David_Suchet I ‘ave gathered you ‘ere to sing to Poirot as he blows out ‘is candles - join in ‘astings!

I wish I could send my grateful thanks individually to everyone who has wished me a Happy 80th birthday!! Truly wonderful of you ALL . THANK YOU SO MUCH 🙏😊

@TheFootyFeed Have you seen Avatar?

An absolute iconic quote.... 😂

@PaulONeill29 That’s a large organ you’ve got there!

She has a lot to thank me for… Circa ‘88 teaching our Mel the basics.

@TVMartinRoberts “The incident caused several bottle necks and tempers bubbled over”

This is just crying out for a ‘Two Ronnies… and finally…’ punchline. How about ‘Rescue operations went without a hiccup!’? 😂

@talkingbottom @NetflixUK Bottom on Netflix? “Has he been?” 😂

Here we go again, series one episode one… @NetflixUK

The government seems to be saying that Sir Olly Robbins did follow the correct procedure. BUT He was sacked because he should have worked out that that he wasn’t meant to followed the correct procedure. Doing it right, was in fact wrong!

@DirtyLeedsFC @LCFC @LeedsUtd365 😂😂😂

@LCFC @LeedsUtd365

Goal for Hull, Millar converts. 0-1 | #LEIHUL

@danycarthenni Congratulations, you’ve won the internet for today!

@PlatoRacing @jasonplato @timharvey7 @AdamMorgan33 @DanielRowbottom @BRDCSilverstone @ASUSUK @Catacleanuk @BTCC @Kwik_Fit @DoningtonParkUK Loved JP’s motivational wave to Ash on the grid 😂 welcome back @jasonplato

No matter what else happens, today has been special 🙌 But the real question… are you, the fans, enjoying the first race day of the 2026 season? 🤩🏁💜 #PlatoRacing #BTCC

@Lnre141 @SpursOfficial Bottom 6 more like 😂😂😂

@SpursOfficial WHO REPLACES THEM IN THE TOP 6 IF THEY GET RELEGATED??😭😭😭

Defeat at the Stadium of Light.

@FBAwayDays Palace, Palace, Palace, Selhurst

I want to know… 1. Who do you support? 2. Who does your Dad support? 3. Who does your Grandad support? 4. What is the nearest football ground to your house?

@jorgenwester He hates the Albion ❤️💙❤️💙

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@toys_retro Vampire the Buffet Slayers

@TCPalacePod Everyone thinks they’re a gangster until they meet Damien Delaney

It’s ten years since Alan Pardew’s Palace beat Reading 2-0 in the quarter-finals of the FA Cup. 🏆 Late goals from Yohan Cabaye and Fraizer Campbell set up a semi-final tie against Watford. 🏟️ It was also the night when this iconic picture of Damien Delaney was taken. 😅 #CPFC

@Funwithflares @UNDERCOVER_JM

I love laughing at Tottenham fans 😂😆