🟠Salmon Run Tips🟠

You gotta be Squiddin' me...

SRL wave-breaking news! Specifically, wave 2 of the DLC—featured in the Nintendo Direct that just aired. New trials await in Splatoon 3: Expansion Pass – Side Order, with a mode that's different from anything we've seen in the series before. You don't wanna miss this!

Up an' Attem Salmon Smashers! I know you're all tuckered out from Splatfest, but it's time to hop back on the daily grind! Remember, stay positive and keep yourselves safe! The community is gonna be on rocky waters for a little while...

Massive loss for the black community today.

fryesweep pretty pretty please....for her 🥺🙏🏾

SRL Big-Feels Baron here! It's the first anniversary of the release of the Splatoon 3 game. Where did the time go? Between saving the world, all those battles and jobs, decorating lockers, playing cards... It's been quite a trip! Thank you all for diving in with us.

Just won a 100X battle with my friend!! Go team Frye!! #Splatfest

Hey there CephaloKids! Big Run is upon us, and as expected, there's a new Grizzco weapon. The Grizzco Dualies! The explosive dodge roll is it's most useful feature for getting your crew out of sticky situations! Make sure you keep your ink saved up!

Easily 7/10! I'd rate it higher if I weren't so used to the smell.

@themikacephla I mean it's weirdly gendered in the way that certain clothes present differently depending on the gender of your character. like marinas crop top fits differently to the point of hardly being a crop top on a boy player character and pearls crown looks differently as well.

I hope with this new gear adjusting option they add the option to wear headphones around your neck, or adjust the amiibo gear that's weirdly gendered [pearl's crown/marinas croptop] to whatever style you like.

@GrizzcoVP and I'm back on my grind...

@SalmonRunTipz The return

What on earth is this gear? Where's the big guy finding all this stuff? Last week I'm pretty sure we were giving out SCOUTERS??? Is this a marketing thing? Fresh as hell, but still weird.

@chiwawacafe I know. what do you think summoned me back?

Idk what everyone's talkin about twitters still here guys

SRL here with huge news—the next #Splatfest is a collab with The Legend of Zelda! In anticipation of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, it asks a key question... Which do you seek? Power, wisdom, or courage? Join in from 5pm PT on 5/5 through 5pm PT on 5/7.

I'm built a little different B) [has not beat after alterna]

Does anyone else have a sort of sixth sense for when an XTRA wave is coming? I feel like it may just be me, but when the final wave victory tune chimes in, it seems slightly off-key whenever there's an XTRA wave right after the final one?

‼️ REMINDER ‼️ Anything that is not Salmon Run should be considered a chore and a waste of time. Please finish all chores swiftly and return to work ASAP. Thank you for understanding.

@caffeinatedcat child porn*

It is my profreshional opinion as hit twitter user of salmon run tips that if you think this is even remotely okay to say to me in response to the fact that someone draws p/rn of CHILDREN, I think you should invest in some kind of....rope...or sturdy electrical cord...