Harlan “crock” Boone

Been going to bed at 4AM only to find myself restless at 6:45AM for a week. I’m sick and tired of being damn sick and tired. #bullshit #fuckmylife

@Thac_tich Sell the truck and sell that skank hoe along with it #comeonnow

Bro to bro, your girlfriend did this, what would you do??

Just got a buddy of mine to download X. Can’t wait for this shit. #rebelsliveon #cantshrinkthesouth #dancingbears

Ghetto, smart, or just a waste of time? #boatramptroubles #notmountpleasant

Leaving Columbia and headed to bourbon town (the farm) for the weekend. #lovemylife #notgettinganyyounger #fiftyyears

@jebwaldrop This is bout the tomatoest damn post I ever seen. @GeraldZyns #shrinkthisshit

As one of those famous colored singers claim: “it’s a motion party you cannot get in”. #fucktaxes #fuckyoumoney

Can’t even go to the gym anymore #monks

The government (females) are onto us. Must go dark

Anyone feel like these fake blue collar boys working on I-26 should’ve been done years ago? #SoftHandsAmIRight

Me and my ol’ man. Decided to tap out on KA dad’s weekend after the first event; Golf Tournament! Decided to head on down to the farm and drink some good bourbon. Hoping to get on the long-beards he’s being putting a pattern on lately. #beertastinglikewater

@The_goocher28 @MonteeBalls Yall got room for one more racist?

Done with class for the day @MonteeBalls let’s start drinking

@HardRWhite feeling just about hung tits today. Can I get a hell damn yea?

Thursday drinking club here, can’t wait to see all the Yankees out tonight #thesouthwillriseagain

@EliElbowGrease God forbid an older gentleman with a stable job does a little blow.

@BradleyNig41 I remember my first beer

#throwbacktuesday man we used to get racist on the river.

@EliElbowGrease You’re the fucking worst

I remember back in the day, trying to register for all these filled classes, cigarette in mouth, cold beer in my hand. Damn that shit made me so mad that I wanted to smack one of them yankee f a g s sideways. Anyways praise Dixie

Anyone else getting to the point where even copy and pasting from ChatGPT is getting too much?

Not sure a 2 day case of Sunday scaries is a good thing, but damnit if Ol’ Mrytle didn’t take me back to my roots. #smackedthereceptionist