SaltnSass

It’s official... I am in a relationship With my bed💍😍

@IowaMan26 100%

@SaltnSass Communication is key. It's hard to be a mind reader.

I’m potentially overthinking… I feel like one of my older coworkers is annoyed with me We are adults tho so if she doesn’t talk about it… I just need to keep it rolling cause I don’t have the energy for this😒

I’m out here paying these bills tho and that is a blessing✨

Want to take a moment to thank the Lord 🙏🏼for this overtime cause hunnnaaayyy… Moving into my new apartment is draining me like a sieve💸🚚📦

Omg my coworkers are literally arguing right now and I don’t get paid enough for the therapy this requires😒

@xhaleyaustin_ I like the wash on these!

I got new jeans and thought it would be a disservice not to show them off

Got the email for the move in total for my new apartment and I feel sick to my stomach💸

Super excited about a new week of hanging on by a thread🧵

@high__joey Sorry 🥴 that’s the worst… magnesium glycinate helps me. Or if you drink tea- lemon balm 🍋

My anxiety has been through the roof these last two days

Dragging my ass to the gym today when I have zero motivation is my win

Idk what to do with all these eyeshadow pallets that are lightly used… it’s brighter colors and I don’t wanna throw them out😭💸

@archeryaddict88 They’re not popular everywhere I don’t think but momtok/Mormonism got it talked about… basically a soda with mixing in other syrups, creamers, etc.

@SaltnSass Brb while I google dirty sodas 😬

Hear me out… a popcorn drive thru. All the flavors and you can mix yours or even order basic theater popcorn, extra butter… seasoning This is genius

@archeryaddict88 Right?! Cause how often does actual movie theater popcorn sound amazing but you have to go inside etc… AND everyone loves a flavored popcorn. Obviously prolly need to sell sodas too… maybe the “dirty” soda.🫢 This is such a good idea

@SaltnSass Million dollar business idea

Took my friend flowers and paper/laundry products for Mother’s Day, spent time with her kids… made my mom filet, asparagus, and baked potatoes for dinner and spent time with her as well… I’m ready for sleep😴

@archeryaddict88 Those look delish

I identity as the Cookie Monster

Nothing like having the day off to sleep in and your alarm accidentally being set 😭😂

@RNSuperHero I cackled💀😂

Anybody else have a husband who doesn’t know the great skill of shutting the fuck up?

I’m so disappointed that my generation is so screwed😂

The amount of money withheld on my paychecks because of overtime is disrespectful