Chrysten Lofton

The FBI has had an iPhone since 2007 they haven't been able to break the encryption on, but people believe the government has an actual functioning weather control system that can cause a category 5 hurricane.

This is not a wholly inaccurate depiction of how I spend my evenings. 🎨 Katerina Gorelik

@AnthonyJeromM um, what??? 👀😂

Finding out a nurse gave you medication too fast and your brain could have exploded. Lmaoooooooo

Minnesota Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan, who would become the first Indigenous woman governor in US history

THE HORSES SHOULD GET THE MEDALS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKE COACHES

@MichaelaOkla It’s all they got. Tired, washed up hand-me-down jokes from the 70s, polished with the ol’ “Hope you’re not easily offended. I’m into dark humor.” Like they’re the first ones to ever think of it.

@Red_Pill_US @dom_lucre I know this is gonna floor yall, but, based on what we know so far, both parents contribute genetics to their offspring. I know, I know, hard to grasp but please hold your questions until the end of the lecture.

@dom_lucre Poof...It's magic 😭

For all the Black women that say you’re voting for Kamala Harris because she reflects you. Here is her husband.

@Gabino_Iglesias How about you?

What are you wonderful people reading and watching this weekend?

@SGJ72 “The cat was too stunned to speak.”

@francemothers I’d go one further, neither Trump, nor the IRS gave us that money. The govt has never given us a gift. That’s our money, & it was for an emergency. Both entities were too slow/stingy in giving back what was ours—learn from it & don’t rehire him from the job you fired him from.

Guys, Donald Trump didn’t provide you the $1,200 stimulus check. The IRS did. Donald actively fought against y’all getting it. I hope this helps.

@JonathanJanz It was ahead of its time imho

Watching EX MACHINA for the first time. Halfway in and spellbound.

@lagunabayfables Mermaid fairy 💙

i wanna join the trend ✨ do i give off fairy, witch, mermaid, or vampire vibes?

@AnthonyJeromM That’s so valid. I’m stuck playing on mostly sunk cost fallacy. I put so much into it back when it was more enjoyable and now I just hate the thought of quitting bc it would make it for nothing. Maybe I’ll make peace with it one day or they’ll fix the endless restriction. 🤞🏻

@Saltwater__Fish lol for real! There’s like 2 improvements like every other year It’s why I go months and months without playing

Plz! I need 3 friends on here !!

@AnthonyJeromM Yes! I would even accept a best-friend/lucky friend combo because that would be rare but possible and meaningful to us. That would require the devs to stop gatekeeping all the fun though.

@Saltwater__Fish Honestly! Or distance trades when like the friendship level increases (no idea if that’s what happens but I’ll keep seeing gifts in case it does 🤭)

@AnthonyJeromM They should let us do like, 3 special long distance trades a year. 😔

@Saltwater__Fish No you’re right, I just checked. We gotta be near to trade 😭😭

@AnthonyJeromM There really might be a way to trade long distance, I just gotta figure it out. I’ll keep ya posted.

@Saltwater__Fish Aww poo! Nah I don’t got the energy for that! I just play in bed and have a ball 😂

@AnthonyJeromM The way this game has bullied me to socialize 😂 but honestly, they’re mostly millennials who are friendly, if not a little shy. Which is so valid, I am too. I meet them often on community day.

@Saltwater__Fish Oh my god! How fun! I don’t suppose you can trade three pokemon with me so I can finally compete a task

@AnthonyJeromM Omg I experience this and it’s a soul/joy killer. I sleep with a mask now too, and tbh, it did not help as much as everyone swore it would. A LITTLE help. Not the kind of energy that sustains me throughout. I hope you find your balance, I’m so sorry. Exhaustion is bullshit.

Having no energy to do anything makes me sad as fuck. I literally rest just to be tired.