Salty Andrew

@WillCainShow You guys are missing the thing with Brady....he’s the GOAT of 4 down football, he now needs to become the GOAT of 3 down football to truly cement his legacy....he’s coming to Canada’s @BCLions ....u heard it here first....

@GraveCraver U looking for investors for this project?

Working on a new bit where I'm a lawyer from a small southern town defending a man from charges of not making typewriter noises while eating a cob of corn. Pretty good so far.

@ColemanESPN Ummmmm @ColemanESPN did you notice who is packing up her prince and moving to Canada?..... #micdrop

Ha, Ha, Ha and no. She was born in California. And thanks my friend.

@GraveCraver That seems proper....but can’t blame a guy for asking lol

@SaltyAndrew I'm being buried with it

To celebrate the beginning of the year 2020 I will attempt to drink two thousand and twenty beers in one sitting.

@ctsbulls @chicagobulls @670TheScore That’s why your the best @ctsbulls still number 1 in @Raptors broadcasting lore....and it’s not just my opinion....see link raptorsrapture.com/2019/08/03/gre…

@elleduncanESPN you guys are preaching truth today.... you should have Willie’s “know when to hold em” jam playing in the back ground...

@KingsPapa1015 @ColemanESPN That’s the White House being burned down in 1812....too bad they didn’t have marshmallows back then....yup @kingspapa1015 u guys saved Cleveland....go Browns....

@ColemanESPN Canada didn’t jack shit in 1812, not confederated until 1867, British soldiers thwarted a dumbass idea to invade part of Canada but Americans repulsed British around Detroit ensuring the Ohio valley would always be American

@thembijazz @ColemanESPN In name....still part of the commonwealth we are....although it pains me to even have to mention that as I’d prefer to be free of all that silliness

@ColemanESPN ummmmm Freddy, Megan Markle is Canadian....on that note Canada won the war of 1812....and we are coming for your Basketball crown....just sayin....ps - love the show

@PhilNotPhil @ColemanESPN Details schmetails

@SaltyAndrew @ColemanESPN The United Kingdom won the War of 1812. Canada was still 170 years from true independence

Thanks for the #NewSaltLand shout out @Matt__Devlin you just made our night!!....only thing we need now is a win!

@Matt__Devlin please give New Saltland (a small part of the Oyster River area on Vancouver Island) a shout out on a Danny Green triple tonight....big time @Raptors territory!

Need advice on how to craft the best pitch? Past winner Andrew Shepherd of @VanIsleSalt gives tips on entering the $100,000 #TELUSPitch contest. Submit your pitch at telus.com/pitch

@StephenAtHome your dead wrong about butterscotch shrimp......if you glaze shrimp with a reduction of whiskey, dark sugar and butter it’s amazing.....and it’s essentially butterscotch shrimp.....ps - no such thing as a cheap Canadian knock off.....otherwise funny show #trumpdots

Now available at @GourmetWHouse! #YVR #YVRfood #YVRfoodies #BCbuylocal #buyBC

@gregkarout Lol, we got separated before AC/DC....I ended up in the handicapped section by accident lol

Almost didn't make it out alive. Epic reunion @SaltyAndrew

@DeMar_DeRozan you will always have fans here in #NewSaltLand on the west coast of Canada....best of luck with the @spurs we will be cheering for you from here.

@WuTangClan Astringent

How would you describe #Wutang in one word?

Innovation in #NewSaltLand.....eat a big breaky and your belt becomes expendable ;)