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Thread of new films I’ve seen since the start of 2026:

@Lebrawlski he simply couldn’t step aside knowing a younger, more in touch candidate might possibly not support genocide as much as he had

@Phil_Lewis_ Why the fuck was he running for reelection when he was past the average American life expectancy?

ATLANTA (AP) — US Rep. David Scott, a Georgia Democrat seeking his 13th term in Congress, has died at age 80.

@PTNettle heartbreaking: worst person you know made a good joke

@NotUncleRunk It's in his Happy Thoughts special, goes something like "Michael Jackson is proof that you can beat a kid into greatness, but ohhh the thin red line you tow, because you want hit them hard enough that they make Thriller but not hard enough that he fucks children"

What if Michael Jackson’s Dad beat his ass bc he knew he was gonna be a pedophile in the future, but he couldn’t kill him either bc he knew he’d make Thriller

the benevolent film YouTuber: Michael is a foot-stomping, toe-tapping, pedo-riffic time at the movies! the cruel film critic: Michael is not even among the top 10 pedophile movies released this year, let alone all-time

@giovni0 but are they also good

@thecoltonstock I think the love for the prequels is justified too. Yes they are flawed but they are also sincere, thematically strong and highly ambitious movies made by one of the most influential filmmakers of all time

For those trying to understand the Speed Racer revival right now: imagine if the love for the Star Wars prequels was justified.

@Mariners win or else

Game 2️⃣ is on deck 👊

@KmaFr_ the goat spoke on this already youtu.be/vwh9ETdhrf4

i have never seen anything like this in my entire life bro, how did people think this was bad when it came out ???

@filmfae you look nice

@filmfae Goon bait

@filmfae filmfae……. hello

The Dodgers recalled LHP Jake Eder and placed RHP Edwin Díaz on injured list with right elbow loose bodies.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

Leatherface (2017)

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@eli10387 @Lukemcde middle of June, something will Happen to one of these two players

@SaltySandals_ @Lukemcde What?

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new worst pitch of the season

@Lukemcde hate to say it, but The June Injury is going to put a stop to that

@BaseballWRLD_ Judge and yordan gonna be going back and fourth all year lol

@LeonaEadie123 @billplunkettocr That money should be going to the CEO of Guggenheim, NOT the players who play the sport and generate the revenue!!!! 😡

@billplunkettocr “Hey guys, we can’t seem to ever win the World Series” “I know! Let’s spend $3 billion on a lineup and just buy the World Series” “Ok but we will forever be known as the team that had to buy the WS in order to win it” “We ruined baseball & have that reputation but it’s fine”

#Dodgers are mum about potential roster move. Dave Roberts said “not injury related.” Freddie Freeman is expecting birth of his fourth child soon. Ryan Ward has traveled here. You do the math.

@ChadMoriyama Like Buzz Lightyear

What if it like factory resets his brain?

@Mariners @SeattleSports if you don’t score at least four runs and also win, I can’t be held responsible for what I do to myself afterwards

Nothing better than a Saturday at the ballpark ⚾️ 📺 FOX 📻 @SeattleSports