Sam

Arsenal are so boring

penalty from a challenge outside the box reviewed by var and not checked by the referee himself after he called a free kick and mfs will still say pgmol favours liverpool 🤣

another 90 minutes of southgate ball 🥱🥱 #England please take kane off please

banks: oh you have to come in during our regular business hours for that. regular business hours: EVERY SINGLE HOUR I WORK AND AM UNAVAILABLE TO WASTE 2 HOURS AT MY NEAREST BNZ

cole palmer fc

life was better when you got on your horse, rode to the next town. shot and killed a random traveler, stole his gold and his lady and rode home while the sun was setting.

waited all day long for fortnite and then first game in; some dude with eagle wings headshot me and then another dude threw lightning at me and i came 68th 👍👍👍👍

i suck at fortnite

one moment you're at home watching cars 3 and the next the nz government come in and ruin my day because of a little bit of plastic missing from my car

fav part of my day is clearing my phones notifications and going home

i should be in the new season of stranger things the way i’m acting like half a week of groceries didn’t just cripple me financially

why does @AklTransport do everything to punish hard working citizens?

whoamitodenywhatthelordcando

no way tiptop stopped making the big tubs of ice cream just to bring it back smaller and more expensive than before?!? if ice cream companies are lying to you, yall really think you know what’s happening in the middle east lmao

i think the labour party is like the cardboard box for beers. it seems like a great idea, it seems to work. but as soon as you want those beers cold and you add alittle pressure to the box to lift it out of the fridge the whole thing shatters and the beer is all over the floor

i wanna meet his mom and tell her her son sucks

DRINKING ICED LATTE WORKING TO NEW OLIVIA!!!!!!!!

who does the stars? who does the stars?

the bones are their money