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I walked into the courtroom this morning and a woman in the audience said "he look like Willy Wonka"
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karl anthony townes van zandt
@SamAsItEverWas
I’ve got a houseboat docked at the Himbo Dome || 2 time Chili Cookoff Champion
Oklahoma, USA Katılım Ocak 2010
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@OKSTBourbonBro @OKC_SPAN When your kids ask where you are, does your wife tell them you’re several drinks deep sending threats to strangers online?
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@OKC_SPAN Come on bitch, where you at? You scared? Waiting on you to show up…would hate to look you up somewhere else that you might be…talking all that noise behind a screen but won’t back it up
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@LowerCarlene @bowk13 State law allows for the sale of alcohol starting at 8 am.
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I am shocked how unprepared OKC was for this weekend. It’s not like this city hasn’t hosted events before. Bars not opening until noon. Understaffed. Out of food. Nebraska fans are locusts. #BigRedInvasion
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Strategic Iranian attack to keep Pete Hegseth from making it into the office today.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Cyberattack against American breathalyzer test company locks out drivers across 45 states.
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@Rumble_Ray @Bobbyschmu56044 @LegionHoops @realapp He’s averaging 12 points a game since joining the Thunder, dipshit.
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Jared McCain tonight:
26 points
2 blocks
9/16 FG
5/9 3P
28 minutes
What was Philly thinking?! (@realapp)
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@CantEverDie I always forget that he used to have hair.
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the entire republican strategy against james talarico is just this caleb pitts video
Senate Republicans@NRSC
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@ProsecutorsPod Can’t believe that a prosecutor podcasts would side with the cops who executed a bullshit warrant, lol.
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The Afroman story seems like one of those where everyone laughs and high fives Afroman and then in two years the Netflix documentary comes out and it's like, Oh, that's why they sued him.
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@VladTheAdvisor @DouglasWei43233 Brandenburg is arguably the most important decision in free speech jurisprudence and the winning party was a Klan member represented by the ACLU lol.
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@DouglasWei43233 of course, he was doing lawful freedom of speech!
also the system in America hates white people, not black people
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I choose to cling to the Afroman victory because I choose hope.
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@GsuGrinding Insanely funny that a guy who gets taxpayer-funded trainings on how to deal with cross examination can’t outright deny that his wife was sleeping with Afroman on cross.
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Look if you my wife in a video and claim to have slept with her I might have to resign from the police department and whip your ass but suing over this just makes you look like a pussy (and further embarrasses your wife). Even if you win, you lose.
matt@ekcollapse
I'm fucking dying oh my goddddd 💀💀💀
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Therapist: “Persian Chet Holmgren isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.”
Persian Chet Holmgren:
Brett Usher@UsherNBA
???
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@jakebrodes I went to a royal regatta with a few Oklahoman classmates. We were guests of some rich guy my friend met at a wedding in the US and they spent the whole time asking us about different phrases then repeating them back to us in a redneck accent. Dinner for Schmucks situation.
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Also in my defense every European country I’ve been to once they find out you’re from Texas the vibe shifts completely you are now partying. Maybe you were drinking w strangers before but now people are asking you if you ride a horse to town. No mothafucka I live in a city!!!
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Yall don’t understand your countries are not real to us. If we can scrounge enough money to make it to Europe laws and customs etc are of no concern to me. bike cop in Paris asked me to not drink in front of the Eiffel Tower and I said sorry man je ne parles pas francais
Enezia is seeing bts@aegifogur
you’ll be enjoying your day on the paris/versailles train line and then you’ll hear this agitating grating voice and it’ll be an american tourist talking the most loudly you’ve ever heard a human talk
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You’re not gonna believe this but I didn’t love the chintzy game-deciding call on Hauser with 0.8 secs left in a great game in OKC.
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@DumbDumb2031979 @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Yeah I think your brain might just be rotten from being online too much.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi …he says while his government floods stabby third worlders into his homeland to rape and kill his bloodline.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Because he went on tv during the height of woke retardation and white guilted them. Jokic led the discourse then it flipped basically overnight. No one can possibly hear him incoherently vomit butchered english for more than 2 minutes and not conclude he hates whites.
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@DumbDumb2031979 @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Embiid had nearly 50 more first place votes than Jokic. I would have voted for Jokic but I think his loss is more attributable to voter fatigue than 50 media members being swayed by Kendrick Perkins, lol.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Well I guess you’re just a retard then. He literally votes for it.
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@DumbDumb2031979 @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi I don’t think Kendrick Perkins carries anywhere near enough weight to influence the voters of an MVP race and I don’t think what he said was anti-white.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi What are you talking about. I gave you a direct example of perkins guilt tripping the media because of it. You think these people are going to just go on television and podcasts and overtly say fuck white people every day?
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@DumbDumb2031979 @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi None of these are specific examples. You’re just naming black media members.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi What a joke. Kendrick perkins (literally cost jokic an mvp), stephen a smith, like 90% of black ex players blabbing on podcasts, all of libshit espn bleacher report cbs fox the athletic and all mainstream media. Sports is just a microcosm.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Yeah the nba media totally isn’t infested with libtard anti white politics.
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@DumbDumb2031979 @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Lmao your guy is so washed that you got racist to convince yourself he’s not on the downhill slope.
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@SamAsItEverWas @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi “Didn’t accomplish anything” but made two wcfs and a finals before shai while being younger and aggressively clears him in all career stats. Sorry the libshit pro black white guilt nba media has had it’s already minimal white foreigner tolerance exhausted.
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@DumbDumb2031979 @Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Your favorite player is past his prime and didn’t accomplish anything and that’s ok. He’ll be a top 100 player of all time and I think you should celebrate that rather than try to argue with fans of players winning MVP.
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@Nerd_Sesh @Carsobi Luka:
- More ppg rpg apg right now
- More career ppg rpg apg in regular season & playoffs
- Higher peak season average in all 3
- Higher single career high in all 3
- Career 40/50/60+ games: 31/5/0 for shai 56/7/2 for luka
- Career triple doubles: 2 for shai 88 for luka
Lol
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