Sam Burns

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Sam Burns

@SamBurnsBurner

Definitely not Sam Burns Burner | LSU Alum | Pride Advocate

Katılım Mayıs 2026

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·4d

Been cooking so many meals for the girlfriend and her roomie lately Im gonna start #pussytaxing soon #sheisarocket #generationdumpy #expand

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·5d

I saw better fights in the middle school cafeteria

Happy Punch@HappyPunch

Johnny Manziel just stopped Bob Menery in the first round of their MMA fight Dana White couldn’t stop laughing 💀

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·6d

Wyndham Clark is a fag man

Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·22 May

Girlfriend is in Miami for a bachelorette trip this weekend #cooked

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·22 May

#RipKyleBusch

QME

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·21 May

Holy #shrink Ruining the game of sports betting

Trent Attyah@BookitWithTrent

Taking matters into my own hands tonight.

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·19 May

If I ever had a daughter that wanted to play in the wnba, first I’d have to make sure she isn’t a closet lesbian then I’d explain to her how it’s a terrible business decision

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·18 May

I bet Mrs JP Morgan is so wet right now watching Aaron Rai

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·17 May

Woke up still hammered, waho for breakfast. Who’s ready for a Sunday 62 and my first major #godsplan

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Sam Burner@williester00·16 May

Made the cut yall are fucked

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·15 May

Top 5 gayest things 1. Wearing wife beater in public 2. Savannah Bananas 3. Snapchat flexing 4. Run clubs 5. Being gay

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·10 May

Wore my hometowns country club polo to the muni course to let everyone I’m not #poor

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·9 May

PTSD

Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·9 May

Aye yo there’s not basketball court here

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·9 May

Hopefully nobody has a Sam Burns ticket this week

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Sam Burns@SamBurnsBurner·9 May

Jesus Christ

Jason Sobel@JasonSobelGolf

Big news in Myrtle Beach: Ryan Ruffels, a former touring pro with 20 career PGA Tour starts who's currently a YouTuber and got into the alternate-field event through a content-creator qualifier, is tied for the lead late in his second round.

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