Sam Richards

@maitlis @BBCJonSopel here’s hoping that everyone has got the right address for tomorrow’s rally carehome.co.uk/carehome.cfm/s…

@DaDoRon54 @jonnorris12 Ha! Lovely to pop by. Massive congratulations to you and Amanda, Jon.

@jonnorris12 @SamCooksFood Regards to Sam! Always enjoyed his posts!

Lovely to see an old employee and all round good egg ⁦@SamCooksFood⁩ paying an early visit to the shop today.

@curlywurlyfi @MrSandwiches Oh! Haven’t tried them. Love their pound cake and lemon drizzle. So good with gallons of tea.

@_Poots_ @PoetrySociety Blimey I hope Katie takes some home for me!

Oh well, that Spurs dream was good while it lasted. Back to mid table for the next decade.

You’re a star, VAR.

@eatlikeagirl Not using enough olive oil.

Chefs and food writers! What are the things that you think home cooks cook incorrectly at home? Mine: not salting pasta water, not bringing meat to room temperature. For a thing!

Henman Hill

@jonnorris12 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Sold out. Off to the pub...🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

@lickedspoon Deep worktops.

Pals who love to cook, what's your best kitchen design tip? What really worked for you? What's first on your list when you plan your dream kitchen? Thanking you in advance. #forathing

Heartbroken

@jonnorris12 👌

Today’s highlights package in SW1

i hate when you’re boiling an egg and it gets a crack in it and the egg’s ghost escapes. very scary and i don’t like it

In Madrid next weekend. Any good eating recommends lovely twitter folk?

@chefcalum Celeriac with tops, for swinging.

Something's been on my mind all day and I wanted to put it out there for discussion. In a battle royale style situation in a kitchen, if you were allowed one piece of fruit or veg as a weapon what would it be and why?

@michaelhogan Just the tote bag, yoga mat and sea salt for me...

16 items middle-class people own: Sommelier corkscrew, Daunt Books tote bag, yoga mat, Scrabble, Maldon sea salt, three copies of White Teeth, Aeropress, Diptyque candle (never lit), bottle of Limoncello (never drunk), Ladybird for Grown-Ups loo book, 6 Gu ramekins for nibbles

Got to love a cheese-packed galette to brighten up a horrid grey and rainy day.

SPURS SPURS SPURS!!!! FUCK!

@jonnorris12 @e5crookedbillet ambulance for Norris.

The teams absolutely fucked. Running on vaper. Nothing on the bench. See you all next year.

I’ve got loads of lemons and loads of eggs, and am tempted to make lemon meringue pie. Haven’t had it for years - is it as good as my childhood memories suggest or just another over-sweet retro novelty pudding (i.e. should I just make lemon tart instead)?