Sam Davies

@lewisPaul4 Mate I’m a pool superstar over here, unbeaten on La Mousse pool table

French people explain every shot they play at pool beforehand and it’s mind numbing

Not gonna lie, if my nans Christmas dinner ain’t better this year, the turkeys coming out of the oven and she’s going in it.

@ThatRantCasey This slang is new to me, urban dictionary to the rescue

@ThatRantCasey Hahaha tbf you’ve got the body for it!

@LiamBessent I love how he reacts like he did nothing wrong

You forget how bad this was, that’s fucking assault 😂

I love Greece

@MikeGrimwade Na mate, living on a prayer

@benharris_12 happy sweet 16th mate, you gonna buy a scratch card to celebrate?

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@KaynMorgan @MikeGrimwade Amazing hahaha

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Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

@bendavies2 That was Ben the mong, can’t even spell milf

@SamDavies24 Pardon

@bendavies2 our mum is a slf

@melodyvirtual any plans to release the app anytime soon?

Plz share

If you thought the VAR drama at Anfield was a bit much, someone shouted "LEAVE IT!" in my Sunday league match this morning, and my god the inquest that ensued.