Samantha Bartram

This is one of my favorite... perhaps my actual favorite bird. Listen to their little song and see if you don't feel better after 😌

as ABC's This Week, NBC's Meet the Press and CNN's State of the Union all demagogue and smear Mamdani today over a phrase he never said remember that in 631 days of genocide in Gaza none of these shows have ever once platformed a single Palestinian or Palestinian-American.

Thanks to the good folks at @QAApod who prepped me well to stand in a field for 45min listening to a guy go on re: "floating solar sidewalks you could zoom around on" at the world's fair; "mud floods"; "how did they get those big stones there," etc, w/o totally losing it 🙏

@chiweethedog Get all flats

It don’t count if you don’t eat the crunchy ends and bits and cartridge. Grow up and finish the entire wing to the bone. Stop this goddamn madness

One of life’s great pleasures is taking long walks & reporting the little things you saw to the people you love in excruciating detail

I asked why the cut. They said that we don't have enough money. They are proposing to give $600m in bonds to the Cleveland Browns for their stadium renovation.

its a vanity project for the ultra-rich in the West rooted in eugenics & the propagation of capitalist exploitation into a supremely hostile environment. its prohibitively costly & lots of people will die for no good reason

Holy shit @tarenceray @thetrillbillies it's happening chron.com/news/article/g…

You have to be so entirely disconnected from your basic humanity to not be horrified when you see these numbers. To insist this is actually fine and the system is working. Terminally inhuman.

Do you people think folks work for no reason?? Think about what you’re saying for literally ten seconds my god. If I cannot afford to survive - my SOLE reason for working - it does not matter if I am working!!

It really fucking sucks that David Lynch is dead

Our government is a fucking joke…

Met a baby named Rhett last night and subsequently spent our entire interaction putting on my best @tarenceray/@thetrillbillies Shelby Foote accent to speak with him. Told him he's destined to grow up a Land Man

Police budgets around the country have continued to increase since 2020. Cop cities being built all over. And the police killed more people in 2024 than any other year on record. Enough is enough, it should be clear. Abolish the fucking police.

The fucking years flip by like pages off a cheap calendar.

Gary Larson truly has a once in a lifetime mind. Nobody else workin on his level, no one really even in the same stratosphere

Can we bring back beating the brakes off of these people? We let white men get way too comfortable again.