Sam Ebdon

@_grace_davies You just came back from a meal with your grandparents 😳

someone needs to start lying to me and saying my boobs are ugly bc i know they r so perky and wonderful that i keep getting em out on all occasions. i mean ALL.

A levels being cancelled due to a month of online learning but uni students have had to do nearly a whole year of it and are expected to produce the same quality of work🥴

*IMPORTANT* Unfortunately due to the new restrictions in place with the national lockdown, the tennis centre will be closed for all activity from Thursday 5th to December the 2nd. If you need anything from us we’re here to talk to on our social media channels. Stay safe.

Our own Secretary Ben Harbey is taking on the Longest Day Golf Challenge for Macmillan Cancer Support! - walking over 20 miles in one day, whilst playing 4 rounds of golf (72 holes). Checkout the link to donate to the cause! longestdaygolf.macmillan.org.uk/Team/happyshan…

do you ever pull up to your house then accidentally sit in your car for 30 minutes

There’s no two ways. If you litter, you were dragged up. You’re scum. End of. Walk to the fucking bin, and put your shit in it. And if the bins are full, carry it until you find one.

Just found out that my dad is an Air condition kind of guy rather than a windows down kind of guy on a hot day and I can’t see him the same now.

@_grace_davies Unless your a boy then we’ll take our yearly compliment from whoever it comes from

Getting a compliment from a girl means so much more than one from a boy.

What's your favourite nickname that Ratty calls The Nonce?

@OmarYekinni No

Day 3 of over eating in lockdown - I have lost sight of any hint of cheekbones ... #QuarentineLife

@_grace_davies @ben_d12344 😔

@ben_d12344 @SamEbdon1

If u don’t own a dog I feel bad for u

@argoncrime @_grace_davies U get memes grace gets doggos- perfectly balanced as all things should be

@_grace_davies @SamEbdon1 Wow, thought they were only being sent to me :(

Sharing tik toks of cute dogs with @SamEbdon1 is the only thing keeping me going rn

@_grace_davies I’m just fuming I don’t acc have one for when I’m in quarantine 🥺

I may have left uni but I’m still receiving a lecture from my parents every hour or so...

In dire need of a half term... #unilife

Did the ol ‘throw the ball’ before the beat drop in a club and accidentally gave my flat mate a swift uppercut to the nose - a nosebleed is a small price to pay to catch the ball tho if u ask me

Got hit on by two gay guys tonight - one of them cracked me over the head with a bottle when I turned him away. Someone tell me what I’m doing wrong pls