Matthew Berry
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Ordering 18 rum and cokes and pissing the Relax Row>>>
FearBuck@FearedBuck
United Airlines is introducing a feature that lets passengers convert three seats into a bed called “Relax Row”
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how do you even value a pig at half a million. i wouldnt even know what features to look for. "oh yeah thats a beautiful pig. id fuck that pig"
Dudes Posting Their W’s@DudespostingWs
This guy sold his pig for a world record, $505,000, in Texas 😳
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id be huffing and puffing that shit like crazy. race to the end. theres no way im letting some broad take half my fucking cigarette
Rogue Fashion@rogue
The lovers cigarette holder designed by robert stern in 1954
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“Ahhh I’m a bartender at sports bar and I don’t know how tv remotes work”
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Apparently you can't give thoughtful gifts anymore
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Cheese went through me. 5th wipe and still no friction. Red rapidly replacing the brown
boggart@spursy_boggart
Just spent 67 quid on dominoes
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i really like how this implies bald glenn howerton is a different person than glenn
netflix⁷@netflix
BLACKBERRY, starring bald Glenn Howerton and directed by Matt Johnson, is now on Netflix!
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Mooning is a lost art. You dont see many people mooning each other these days
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Decided to get into meal prep and just made 7 days worth of the most dogshit pasta I've ever tasted. Now I have to come home from my horrible minimum wage job everyday and sit down and forcefeed myself this slop like a good slave. I'm 24 years old and I've never kissed a girl.
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Liam Rosenior asks questions at the end of Teams calls
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100% we could sell Kilman to a a Saudi League for 20 million
They have the money
Whether they send him to the front lines or the first 11 is their business
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