Sam

@2Parija @IamRichGlazzard Obvs

Boris Johnson sex dwarf drowns in giant trifle. World exclusive only in tomorrow's @thesundaysport

@zo_lewis agreed

Snapchat & IG: AnotherAmar

@Tor_harco @GunniNelson eeeeee that's horrible!

Morning. Here's Michael Owen, posing with a dead ferret.

Pepe is an enormous dick.

@IamRichGlazzard prepping that beach bod #Believe

@rickygervais I just blocked the toilet at work #blameRicky

At least I didn't make Hitler my man of the year @TIME :) twitter.com/time/status/73…

@iamtombray I'm okay, ta

Nice getting sent this today 😂😂😂

@oneisr9 fellaini needs to go

@jazmcq1 sacked in a week

Just plucked my eye brows they are looking fleek! Birds come at me!! 😛

@Physioflan great tipple

@RiztotheB kettle