Sam

America’s glory days ended when lana del Rey started dating a cop, not when Harambe died

Yeah I'm EMO who fucking cares

If the economy is so great then why tf is my Taco Bell order $17

it’s been a crazy year. i’m grateful that we put a tool out in the world that people really love and get so much benefit from. more than that, i am glad that 2023 was the year the world started taking AI seriously.

@paulg Broccoli hair is the US mullet

I don't know how things are in America, but at 14 yo's school in England the fashion is mullets that look like lap dogs. You could imagine legs popping out the bottom and the whole thing walking away.

Apparently Black Friday is also the biggest day of the year for nursing home inquiries as so many people who go home for Thanksgiving realize just how much help their family members need to get by.

GPTs can save a lot of effort:

"No, you're mistaken, we all think for ourselves."

@gmail With Valfile’s job matching platform you’ll only get interview invites, not more generic “thank you for applying to our company, our recruiting team will be in touch if your experience and skills are a match for this opportunity.” emails

Manifesting you receive THE email you've been waiting for 😌

@roshanpateI Providing seed fund for your seed is advanced shit posting

LinkedIn is wild

@nix973 Exactly! We built Valfile with that idea; interviews bring you closer to having more option, not just job applications. That’s why we cut out job apps all together and focus on matching people with jobs that are ready to interview them

The more interviews you get the easier it is to interview you’re not so dead pressed on one. It’s a numbers game. Shooters shoot.

I was applying to 100 jobs a month for like 3 months 😂😂😂 gotta keep shooting. I was applying even when I had interviews lined up.

@CNBC Awe they want us to beg for it bc applying online with no promise of hearing back wasn’t enough

Ex-Google recruiter shares the No. 1 thing to do after applying for a job: 'Everyone fails' at it cnbc.com/2023/08/01/ex-…

@waybelineAGAIN A huge reason why we made salary info required at valfile.com and work with employers to vet their requirements one by one

Job hunting is really the worst💔😭 it’s soo demoralising. The constant rejection, the unrealistic expectations, peanut salary options.

Boy do I have a website for her

@TheCallonetta Congratulations on landing the job! It’s extra impressive in this horrible market

i start my new job officially on October 16th and HOLY SHIT im gonna be real with yall - job hunting for six months straight was the worst experience ive had in a long time the lows were incredibly fucking low - but i got lucky once out of 100s upon 100s of applications

It’s so monotonous and these companies just have auto reject emails, zero respect for the time put into each application. The teal app makes this a little easier bc they have tools to easily mass apply. I also made an app called valfile to try out a job matching process instead.

why is applying to jobs the most agonizing task ever… it fr leaves me with a massive headache and the urge to sob

How it feels applying for jobs that I went to school for

@iamDavemarz Job applications are like dating apps - when you're desperately looking, they ghost you.

@teneikaask_you 7-8 rounds I wild, especially if they have multiple technical rounds. Props to you for powering through them

Literally landed two of my jobs after rage applying. *Something happens at work* Me: I need to get tf up out of here asap. The 1st one was when the interviews were only 3 - 30 minute rounds, in person, smh. Landed new job in a week. Second one, 7-8 rounds over a month.

@kayaklmao It’s ok they’ll just train you on the job for half that styff anyway

how i look hitting send on a job application with no skills or anything